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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:02 PM
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Buying a New Car

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little
sports-like car so she could zip through traffic
around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less.

"And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:16 PM
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1. Hee Hee!
:hi:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 05:18 PM
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2. LOL
That's not bad.
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