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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:53 PM
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How many repukes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three.

One to hire someone else to do it, one to sit behind a "news desk" and lie about the amazing new lightbulb the republican PERSONALLY put in himself, and one to blame the Democrats for the electric bill, the shape of the light bulb, the cost of the light bulb and the fact that the repuke's assistant broke it.



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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:55 PM
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1. Another one to be on site at the great lightbulb changing event.
So four.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:55 PM
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2. bwahaha...
:rofl: you are co-rect-ta-mundo :rofl:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 10:57 PM
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3. Actually four. The lightbulb manufacturer who donated to
Moran making sure they fire all the workers then outsource the jobs.
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dajoki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-10-05 11:16 PM
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4. don't forget the one...
who ordered the one to hire someone.:rofl:
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