Your BTBM fan club membership has expired. Post here to renew.

[Beware the Beast Man]

If Zuni can flaunt his vainglory, why can't I? :P

[ret5hd]

1. instead of renewing...

can i get a refund. i received none of the benefits promised from my past membership. no decoder ring, NOTHING! i feel gypped.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I would also like a refund.

There simply have not been enough photos of you kissing hedges. I feel my money is better spent elsewhere.

Thank you.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. I would, but he's ill.

:cry:

[arwalden]

2. Will We Get A New Membership Card?

I want an AUTOGRAPHED photo!!! Please!

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Here you go:

[arwalden]

20. That's SO Lifelike!! File. Print.

[progmom]

3. um...i purchased a lifetime membership

but my card is getting dog-eared.

can i get a new one?

[sundog]

5. there's no such thing as a lifetime membership

monthly, baby... all the real fans know that

[progmom]

6. uh...duh...i got in early

when there was a deal on lifetime memberships, jackass.
you johnny-come-latelies wouldn't know about that.

[sundog]

8. you so lie

:eyes:

everyone knows the core members voted against lifetime memberships at the second board meeting :eyes:

[progmom]

12. dude - if you hadn't been tripping on shrooms at the FIRST board meeting

you would known that the board of directors was offered a one-time-only discount lifetime membership for the low low price of $3000.

[sundog]

13. hahaaha you got jipped

i got mine for 500 bucks & my left index finger

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Done. I need to upgrade you to the platinum card anyway.

:D

[asthmaticeog]

4. Will there be punch and pie?

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. I wish STAAANLEY would punch my pie!

[asthmaticeog]

21. Oh, holy fuck ---

stepped right into THAT pile, didn't I? :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

9. Where's my damn star?

x(

[sundog]

14. he's holding out

:grr:

[Richardo]

16. Damn! And I only got 7 punches toward the free lip-lock

:grr:

I don't know if I want to re-up if I have to start all over....

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. I'll give you the ex-Pittsburgher special.

I'll punch your card 7 more times. :D

[Richardo]

19. Sweet!

:)

Being from Pittsburgh is FINALLY starting to pay some dividends!

[El Fuego]

22. OMG! I must renew now!

I'm still waiting for my signed 8x10 glossy though!!!!

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Do you give backrubs?

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. It's strictly professional, but yes.

[EstimatedProphet]

31. OK then, I'm in

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. That's a fricking lie!

It says right here it expires in June of 2010! :o

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. I forgot, you bought into the five-year plan.

:)

[JimmyJazz]

26. Nuh-uh - I have a lifetime membership.

Remember?

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. Ineed- wait, aren't you the fan club president?

[JimmyJazz]

32. Yes indeedily!

Nobody lurves ya more dan moi!

[JimmyJazz]

33. Dreaded double post!

x(

[Zuni]

27. oooh, I am a huge fan!

I'll give you all of my money to be in your club! :P

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. See, now that's how it's done folks!

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

34. ok

what free goodies do I get for renewing?

champagne
cbocolate
trips to the South of France?

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. If by South of France, you mean the Beehive, sure!

:P

[tigereye]

41. ok

next time you and Mrs. Beast come to the burgh, we can go to the Beehive, have some coffees and be amused by the denizens.

[Zuni]

35. here I will mail you my bank card and pin number

as well as any other financial information you might need.

:bounce: I just love Beastman!

[Mrs_Beastman]

37. Can I get the Gold membership?

I see you in the morning before you have had your coffee, I deserve the gold membership

[JimmyJazz]

38. If you want a gold membership, I think you have to sleep with someone....

Oh wait. I think you qualify :D

[Zuni]

39. no

I was just hired as Beastman's bouncer

move along

[Mrs_Beastman]

42. I'll slip you a $50

would that work?

[Beware the Beast Man]

44. I wish STAAANLEY would slip me a 50.

Sorry, couldn't resist. :D

[Beware the Beast Man]

40. You get the lifetime ultra-super Diamond membership, baby!

:loveya:

[johnnie]

43. I'll renew, but...

There was a small mistake on my last membership card. Nothing really too tragic and I'm sure it was a completely innocent mistake, but my name is spelled J-o-h-n-n-i-e, not J-e-r-k-o-f-f. As I said, I am confident it was an honest mistake last time.
Thank you sir.