Please Help... What Should Be The Topic Of My Next Post?

[arwalden]

I'm all out of ideas.

[peekaloo]

1. Plastic covering(s) on living room furniture. Practical or passe?

:shrug:

[arwalden]

2. Clever. Potential for controversy. --- That's a good one.

[havocmom]

3. Don't ask moi

Seems the theme of my day consists of dealing with various types of control freaks.

My guess is you don't wanna go there! LOL

How ya doin, Allen?

[arwalden]

7. I'm Well! Thanks For Asking!

:loveya:

[havocmom]

18. Glad to hear it

The world would be less without ya.

[progmom]

4. "delete" got me a few responses last night

:shrug: go figure

[arwalden]

5. Elegantly simple. It's little wonder that it worked well for you.

[northzax]

6. Allen's stars: how Gay exactly are they?

[arwalden]

10. Hmm... Interesting. I like it. It might work.

[sundog]

8. something about jesus & abortions

have fun :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Melding astrology and Jesus' teachings to time your abortions for the

best meat eating pleasure.

[arwalden]

13. It Would Be Perfect If You Could Find A Way To Include UFO's Too!!

:hi:

[sundog]

14. while children vomit in restaurants after watching fat actress

surrounded by breast-feeding mothers

[arwalden]

17. Breast Feeding CIGARETTE SMOKING Mothers!

[sundog]

19. and dead nuns

[arwalden]

34. and Popes

[sundog]

39. hellen keller

[arwalden]

40. dead babies

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Breast Feeding CIGARETTE SMOKING GIN DRINKING Mothers

who live in mobile homes and follow NASCAR and are on welfare.

[arwalden]

24. ... and who sold their trailer to buy dresses for a kiddie beauty pageant.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. and set up a fan-site on the web that sells pictures of her,

featuring her in erotic and provocative, though clothed, pictures.

[arwalden]

28. while promoting collagen lip-injections for 5-year-old beauty contestants.

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. who do "crotch-grabbing" and "chest pushing"moves in the dance competition

[arwalden]

48. and making grunting and moaning sounds while dancing

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. while deep-throating lollypops

[arwalden]

56. (Holy Cow!) I Can't Top That One.

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Perhaps the dance also involves twirling dildos with flashing lights

You can offer that suggestion; I'll let you have it.

[arwalden]

58. ... and glow-in-the-dark sequined and tasseled pasties?

[Misunderestimator]

20. who are watching Woody Allen films...

and eating veal.

[arwalden]

23. ... while considering weight-loss surgery.

[Misunderestimator]

26. and buying puppies from pet stores

[arwalden]

29. and breeding them in puppy mills.

[Misunderestimator]

30. in Cuba

[arwalden]

32. at grandma's house.

[Misunderestimator]

36. getting drunk on irish whiskey

[arwalden]

37. and plagiarizing other people's work

[Misunderestimator]

41. and posting naked pics of oneself while proselytizing

[arwalden]

42. and being a persecuted victim

[Misunderestimator]

43. with misogynistic tendencies

[arwalden]

47. and needing a new digital camera

[Kathy in Cambridge]

51. So he can take photos of "What's for Supper?"

[Misunderestimator]

52. and birth control medication

[arwalden]

11. I Think The "God Is An Abortionist" Thread Was Pretty Successful...

remember that one?

[Misunderestimator]

12. Lesbians

of course :eyes:

[arwalden]

15. Damn! Why Didn't *I* Think Of That?? Awesome topic!!

[Misunderestimator]

16. Slacker

:eyes:

[arwalden]

21. Dyke!

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

25. LMAO...

:spray: :loveya:

[progmom]

31. CHICKEN!

[arwalden]

33. I Like Chicken.

[progmom]

45. yes, well...so do i

but i sytarted a shitstorm when i said i didn't like fried chicken, so...

[arwalden]

49. Soon Yi Likes Fried Chicken.

[progmom]

53. yeah - i heard kirstie alley does too

[arwalden]

55. That's the laxatives.

[nickgutierrez]

35. Declare your undying love for astrology.

:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

38. and my belief in crop circles created by extraterrestrial life forms

[aeolian]

46. How about "what was the topic of my last post?"

[arwalden]

50. I Forgot Already.

Good question though.