Hi

[Zomby Woof]

:hi:

[underpants]

1. Shut up

:spank:

[Squatch]

2. I wish

[JimmyJazz]

3. This is TOTAL Flamebait!

I'm alerting the mods!

Oh look, here they come now:






and they look PISSED!

[Zomby Woof]

4. *snort*

:P

[Telly Savalas]

64. .

:popcorn:

[Misunderestimator]

5. Whatever

:eyes:

[jeff30997]

6. Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name.

Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.
Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name.
Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

She's walking down the street
Blind to every eye she meets.
Do you think you'll be the guy
To make the queen of the angels sigh?

Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name.
Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.
Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name.
Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game.

She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky.
Her arms are wicked and her legs are long
When she moves, my brain screams out this song.

Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for something sweet.
Do you hope to make her see, you fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
I want you
I need my baby, yeah.

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. Will you PLEASE keep it down?

How can I work with all this racket? :grr:

[ralps]

8. Hi ZombyWoof

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hi:

[MuseRider]

9. ZOMBY!

:hi: back.

I thought of you last Wednesday night when we played the Rainbow song from Sesame Street at our children's concert.

[Zomby Woof]

13. Woohoo!

The Rainbow Connection! :D

[progmom]

10. As if.

:eyes:

[Shell Beau]

11. Well hello there!

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Up yours

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

14. LOL!!111!!!! THAT WAS HUGH!!!111

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. HUGH!!!! LOL!!!!!11!11!!!! AOLRULEZ!!!!!!!!!@!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[SarahB]

15. Hi Zombydude!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

17. Hey Sarahpants!

:hi:

[Sannum]

16. Hi Zomby!

:hi:

[khashka]

18. Welcome to DU!!!!!!!!

We hope you enjoy it. Funnily enough, we already love you and feel as though we know you well.

But, HI and WELCOME!

Khash.

[Bossy Monkey]

20. Fi

(There's nothing down here, really, but n/t would have sullied the purity of the subject line.:))

[edbermac]

21. Not yet...

[Zomby Woof]

22. I said HI dammit!

[GOPisEvil]

23. Howdy, dammit.

[Zomby Woof]

24. Sounds like a TEXAN greeting to me

:P

[GOPisEvil]

30. That's right. Red state howdies, dammit!

:P

[evlbstrd]

27. Fuckin' HI!

dammit!

[nytemare]

25. Hi back!

:hi: :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

26. Hi front!

[nytemare]

28. Hi side!

:hi: :hi:

[JanMichael]

29. Shut up and give me another hot oil massage

By the Grand Canyon.

[Zomby Woof]

32. Nini and I were there Saturday!

Took one last free train ride, and took a walk up and down the same part of the south rim we did a few weeks ago... Used up all the oil too...

But maybe I could shoot you some more Jack?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

31. Bon soir!

:hi:

[Redstone]

33. Uh, ZW, just so you know...

people don't "seek for shelter," they just "seek shelter."

Redstone

[Zomby Woof]

34. It's the direct lyric quote

And since it was sung in a colloquial/slang form of English, your correction is... for naught.

[Redstone]

36. Not a correction, just advice...

that whoever wrote the song should have taken.

Redstone

[Zomby Woof]

38. LOL, advice is NOT needed

The writer of the song DELIBERATELY used incorrect grammar because, and I repeat: it is SLANG appropriate for the DIALECT of the 1st-person speaker "singing" the song. :eyes:

James Joyce and Mark Twain did the same thing with their characters, so I suppose you have some advice for them?

[Redstone]

41. Then why didn't he say "they all seeks fo' shelter?"

That would be slangier and more dialecticious.

Redstone

[Zomby Woof]

44. Because it isn't black dialect

[Redstone]

55. Then what the hell dialect is it? If it's cajun,

it would still be "seeks fo' shelter."

Redstone

[nini]

35. I'm freaking tired

:P

just got done checking work email. Work is going to be a bitch tomorrow.. I'll probably be a bitch too. *snort*

:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

39. Yay!

You're home safe!

Boo! You're not here! :evilgrin:

Work is going to be a nasty one these next 14 workdays. x(

I will be off of here shortly... :loveya:

[nini]

47. I'm gonna make a sammich

I'll call around or so.

:hug:

[Zomby Woof]

48. Oh sure! Make me guess!

:P

I will prolly be around. ;-) Then you can ask me anything!

[nini]

49. 8 ... duh

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Zomby Woof]

51. You act like your drove 500 miles or something!

Next to leaving keys in the front door, you have NO CAUSE TO "DUH". :hug:

[nini]

56. I'm going to log off and call Mary Anne

I'll call you after. I'm not going to last much longer.

Are you enjoying the fan? haha.. I can't believe we forgot to load that in the car. :D

:loveya:

[CatWoman]

37. I'm working on it

:smoke:

[Zomby Woof]

40. You're the third or fourth person to make that joke

And it wasn't even funny the first time. :P :hi:

[Guaranteed]

42. Yo! nt

[Zomby Woof]

45. Yo!

[RetroLounge]

43. You Talking To Me?

RL

[Zomby Woof]

46. Taxi!

Um, to the train depot, driver!

[RetroLounge]

50. and step on it, I got a connection to make

RL

[indigo32]

52. hola!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

53. Hola indigo!

:hi: Here ya go - :donut:

[indigo32]

54. it's never too late for

Thx Zomby

[roguevalley]

57. What exactly are you implying by this inappropriate attention????

Oh, and :hi: back at ya. :)

[Zomby Woof]

58. You think because you have cute puppies...

You can get away with this? :hi:

(Well, you can!)

[Terran]

59. hEY!

:hi: Ho

Hi ho, hi ho, da DUM dee dum dum dum.

[Zomby Woof]

62. You Terra-lovin' Terran!

:hi:

[elshiva]

60. Hello, I love you.

[Aristus]

61. Hi, Zomby.

How are they hanging, Bud? :hi: B-)

[Zomby Woof]

63. Like two peaches in a burlap bag!

:hi: