I disagree with heterosexuality.

[Misunderestimator]

Discuss.

[progmom]

1. it doesn't exist?

[Misunderestimator]

3. You live in your world, and I live in mine.

Apparently... :shrug:

[progmom]

6. is this in reference to something i missed?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

12. Something....

in GD that was here one moment, made my blood pressure rise, and was gone *poof* ....

[progmom]

15. oh.

idiots.

[Richardo]

10. "I reject your reality and substitute one of my own"

- Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

[Misunderestimator]

13. I LIKE that!

:thumbsup:

[flamingyouth]

16. HAHAHAHA!

I love that quote. :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

46. My favorite tube show.

How else would I know the most effective method for quickly chilling beer?

[sundog]

7. nope, you choose to be heterosexual

:P

[progmom]

17. i am so ashamed.

is there still hope for me? a re-education camp?

[sundog]

23. as you should be

no, no hope for you at all i fear...

you can fetch us water & coffee when we take over the planet though :P

[Misunderestimator]

26. Move over sundog... I shall be the judge of whether there is hope for her

you are not qualified. :P :D

[progmom]

29. is there some kind of a test?

i need to know if there is hope.

[Misunderestimator]

31. Yes, but it has to be conducted in person.

[progmom]

39. oh - i get it

it's like...an oral exam?

[Misunderestimator]

41. DOH

:spray::spray::spray:
:spray::spray::spray:
:spray::spray::spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:9 :* }( O8)

[Bouncy Ball]

52. You're SO slow, progmom.

Which is why I would make a far better lesbian than you would!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! I'd be a kick-ass lesbian!

[progmom]

55. so first you challenge me for sundog

then you challenge me for Rabrrrrrr
then you challenge my boxing skills
and now you're trying to tell me you would make a better lesbian?

:eyes:

[Bouncy Ball]

57. Oh heck yeah, I would.

I'm all over you like.....like.....WHATEVER is all over something fast!

[progmom]

dude.

i'm fast.
i scored from first base twice yesterday....in softball.
now tell me you'd make a better lesbian??

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

66. The difference is

I would have been having fun in the locker room afterwards and you would have been the dork still out on the mound (get it?) talking about your softball prowess, while me and the other players (the catcher being Angelina Jolie) would be getting down with the bawr cheeka bawr music in the showers, ok?

:D

[Misunderestimator]

71. LOL

:spray: "bawr cheeka bawr bawr" :rofl:

[progmom]

77. no.

you'd be in the locker room waiting for all the other players, while they would be carrying me off on their shoulders chanting my name.

[Bouncy Ball]

81. Oh huh, yeah, like THAT'S fun.

Meanwhile, I'll be in the locker room with the massage table ready. "Line up girls!!!!! Take a shower first, you don't want to be getting a massage while you're still all icky!!! I've got magic hands!"

:D Ok I am seriously cracking myself up. This is a great thread, I was very stressed out before I found it!

[progmom]

83. yeah, and you'll be waiting...and waiting....and waiting...

because they'll all be with me...on the mound.

[Misunderestimator]

84. ....

you little.... you are gonna get my thread locked, arent' you? :rofl:

[progmom]

85. i'm good at that, too...

[Bouncy Ball]

88. Oh so an exhibitionist lesbian, eh?

[Misunderestimator]

69. ...

:popcorn: :) :popcorn:

[Misunderestimator]

65. You WOULD be a kick ass one, BB!

I would gladly welcome you to the club! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

72. I'd be the WORST 70s holdover lesbian EVER.

I'd be all "hey baby wanna go up to my place, huh? You look uncomfortable in those clothes..."

Must stop, don't want to get this locked. I'd be awful. I'd get slapped, repeatedly.

[Misunderestimator]

LOL... Oh no... it would be like that awful corny scene in Desert Hearts

where she takes off all her clothes and waits naked in bed to "seduce" the straight woman... as if!! :) Unless it was Angelina Jolie... It takes more than that usually. :D

[Bouncy Ball]

75. Angelina Jolie could

seduce the STRAIGHTEST of straight women ever. I'm convinced she could have sex with ANY adult on this planet, even the gayest man that ever lived.

Just so he could say he had sex with Angelina you know.

Poor Angelina. I exploit her so much in my head. It's those damn cheekbones. And lips. And eyes. And hair.

:D

[sundog]

36. hahaha

:rofl:

she must be willing to adapt :P

[progmom]

27. i thought you had

you're threatening the sanctity of my marriage, damn you.

[sundog]

37. good! all is going according to plan

:P

[eyepaddle]

34. Well, what kind of coffee are you talking about?

And could I possibly score some of that?
:donut:

I mean. c'mon I must've accumulated a little DU cred by now! :D

[sundog]

45. kona

:7

[eyepaddle]

54. Oooh, a nice light, crisp acidic coffee.

If I get some too, I'll bring it to ya!

[indigo32]

33. I got a toaster for ya

LOL

[blondeatlast]

47. Perhaps I should have given it more thought? Perhaps I can be

reprogrammed?

[sundog]

67. you chose to be straight on a whim

mistake.

and now you will pay.

:nuke:

:P

[blondeatlast]

80. I saw Donny Osmond, and all hope was lost. It was too powerful

to overcome.

[Misunderestimator]

109. Really?

Donny Osmond? :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

112. Those heterosexuals stop at nothing to get their recruits! nt

[khashka]

68. I'm shocked!

I expect progdad will be even more shocked! If heterosexuality doesn't exist where did the progkids come from?

Khash.

[sundog]

2. wheeeeeeeeeee

:bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

5. i love you sundog...

:loveya: :bounce:

[sundog]

19. back at ya

:hug:

[Maven]

4. Very clever.

The use of the word "disagree," I mean.

[Misunderestimator]

8. Why, thank you.

*bow*

[sniffa]

9. i'm sick of their choice of LifestyLe

[Trigger Hippie]

11. Everyone should be bi

Damnit!!

:spank:

[Blue-Jay]

14. I'm OK with that.

:D

[Not Me]

18. I just hate when they flaunt it.

n/t

[Misunderestimator]

20. LOL... and try to shove it down our throats...

:puke:

[blondeatlast]

53. I get so disgusted at the hideous Straight Pride Parade.

I can say that, since I'm one of them.

[Bouncy Ball]

I KNOW and they happen like EVERY DAMN DAY!!

Can you BELIEVE that????

[blondeatlast]

64. People would at least leave us alone if it weren't for the flamers!

Sheesh! :eyes:

[SarahB]

21. I can't help it.

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

22. oh dear

:spray:

[sundog]

25. cool! me too!

:bounce:

[SarahB]

32. They're fun!

:bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

50. They are, indeed.

Stop making me miss mine. It's at work.

:D

[Pale Blue Dot]

127. Everytime I see you, it's always

"Make me another hot dog, Finnfan!" Won't you let me do anything besides cook for you? :grr:

[SarahB]

129. I know.

I'm sorry. You cook so well though. :9

[BOSSHOG]

24. Lets prevent them from getting married

and take away all their extra rights .. They should be quarantined.

I happen to be one of "them" but it pisses this veteran off when flag waving, bible thumping christians want to use the constitution as a weapon against a large segment of our population.

[GiovanniC]

38. They Damn Sure Shouldn't Be Adopting Or Teaching In Our Schools!

Heterosexuals represent a bigger threat than terrorists!

Heterosexuality is so rampant in our schools that high school kids are only allowed to go to the restroom one at a time!

[Misunderestimator]

98. It's true!! It's rampant.

What can we do about it? I feel that I should do more than just ignoring heterosexuals or tolerating them... something needs to done. We need a new amendment.

[swag]

28. I defer to Aunt Ida.

"I worry that you’ll work in an office! Have children! Celebrate wedding anniversaries! The world of heterosexual is a sick and boring life!"

[Misunderestimator]

30. Oh no.... that's just...

wrong...

[quisp]

35. It sure does agree with me!

I guess it can't be agreeable to everyone.

[jonnyblitz]

40. me, too. that is why i chose one of the other options...

:P

[Lone_Star_Dem]

42. I agree

Now will someone please send me to a re-education camp? I have seen the error of my was and want to change!

This whole hetero thing is NOT working out for me.

[GOPisEvil]

43. Love the actor, hate the act.

;)

:loveya:

[AntiCoup2K4]

44. I just want to know which one of you will take this far enough to put up..

the www.godhatesbreeders.com website :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

48. You disagree with it?

LMAO.

That's funny!

You are too cute. Yeah, well, I disagree unjustified war!

[Misunderestimator]

51. Yes, dadgummit...

If a heterosexual can "disagree" with homosexuality, then I sure as hell can disagree with heterosexuality. :hi:

I disagree with stupid people running countries too. :)

[Bouncy Ball]

56. I think consenting adults

should have sex with whatever other consenting adults want to have sex with them.

Did that make sense?

Human sexuality is a lovely thing. People should have sex more often, the world would be a better place.

[Misunderestimator]

58. Nicely said.

I agree. :)

[Bouncy Ball]

62. And not to get all serious in your thread or anything

but I get pissed off when people act like gay sex is just about sex.

It's about love, too.

So there, you idiots out there who have your heads up your asses. Gay people fall in love, get their hearts broken, feel lonely sometimes, and want someone to share their life with, too.

[Misunderestimator]

76. You can get serious anytime you like, BB...

There's always a serious side to your posts... :thumbsup: :loveya:

[Left Is Write]

59. I disagree with disagreement.

Which means that I have to disagree with my disagreement of disagreement, if I want to stay true to my disagreement. Unless I disagree.

Shit.

What did I just say?

[Bouncy Ball]

73. you said you're ok with gayness.

:D

[Left Is Write]

114. Well, I already KNEW that.

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

78. I think you just said you're gay.

:)

[Left Is Write]

115. I don't think so, but

upon re-reading it appears I could have said just about anything! :D

[TrogL]

49. Think of the children

[khashka]

60. I disagree with it because it exploits women

and takes a bunch of cute guys out of my dating schedule....

Khash.

[blondeatlast]

70. ...

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

82. Not to mention the women it takes out of mine...

:pals:

[khashka]

86. You and me sister

need to team up and defeat this evil once and for all :)

Khash.

[DS1]

61. Well he doesn't think much of you, either

[Misunderestimator]

79. good

:P

[slutticus]

63. Life is a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

And heterosexuals are spreading it like wildfire.

When will we learn?

:D

[khashka]

74. It's also hereditary and terminal.

[blondeatlast]

87. You just need to meet a nice boy. Wait, no--girl. No, that's not it, eithe

Turning "their" logic on its head is trickier than I thought!

[Misunderestimator]

89. My response to "You just haven't met the right man yet"

"I just haven't met the wrong woman yet."

[blondeatlast]

108. I like it! nt

[LynneSin]

90. I think inherently we display characteristics of both homo/heterosexually

I mean, you look at nature and many many creatures out there show both tendencies. However, religious dogma has put fear & loathing into anyone who strays outside the norm of heterosexuality.

However, ultimately, everyone has a preference - like I'm a heterosexual girl. However since I've never even a brush with homosexuality how can I determine if I was meant to be 100% with men.

[Misunderestimator]

91. But I don't agree with heterosexuality...

:P x( Did you just come on this thread to be a trouble maker? :) :hi:

[LynneSin]

92. I haven't read the other 80 posts

which is pretty much on par for my DU reading

:shrug:

Hey, I'm a straight woman but even I could be tempted if the right situation happened. And let's face it, I dare you to find one person out here male or female who wouldn't do Angelina Joile if the opportunity happened

[Misunderestimator]

94. I wouldn't take that dare...

nuh uh...

[progmom]

97. angelina?

what about this one? i think she's the true danger to the straight community:

[Misunderestimator]

99. ...

:spray:

[ronnykmarshall]

93. I don't ...

I just wish those people wouldn't flaunt in it public.

[Misunderestimator]

95. Yeah, then maybe I could tolerate them.

[Lilith Velkor]

96. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

:yourock: :bounce: :spray: :rofl: :woohoo:

[northzax]

100. yup, you know what that means?

you're in the closet baby! anyone that repressed needs to open up and celebrate your deepest, most secret desires for a little missionary position!

Sure, you say you hate it, but late at night, do you ever find yourself reading the straight personals? you know 'just to see what the straights are up to?" ever find yourself, late at night, in the straight areas of town? Watching old episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond? yup, you're straight all right.

[Misunderestimator]

102. OMG... I do like to watch Blind Date and shows like that where they are...

all straight and acting stupid... and when I was a kid ALL I EVER WATCHED were shows that depicted straight people. I think you're right... I MUST be a closet heterosexual :cry:

[northzax]

106. yup, you sure are.

SCORE! I recruited another one to the lifestyle! Ten points towards baggy elastic wait jeans for me!

[Redstone]

101. OK with me.

Redstone

[Misunderestimator]

103. Well, that's not much of a discussion.

:P

[Redstone]

104. Not much to discuss. You want to disagree with

heterosexuality, be my guest. Doesn't bother me.

Disagree with whatever you want to; it won't make me not like you. So there.

Redstone

[Misunderestimator]

105. HAHAHAHA

:P :hi:

[Redstone]

107. This thread has been so FUCKING funny...

You and BB and progmom really got the cleverness thing going today.

Thanks for the laughs, all of you.

Redstone

[Droopy]

110. I'm partial to monosexuality myself

But I'm a live and let live kind of guy.

[terrya]

111. It's just a fad.

A VERY long fad, true...but mark my words....it will go away. :-)

[ulysses]

113. I disagree with metrosexuality.

I just can't see spending that much time on my appearance. Hell, I only shave every three days if I'm particularly motivated as it is. :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

116. I am so disgusted with their ridiculous

public displays of affection, kissing here, hugging there. For God's sake, get a friggin' room.

[Misunderestimator]

117. Hey, did you almost kill another thread of mine?

:D :hi:

[elshiva]

118. ME too!

That's why I am bi, hon!

[Misunderestimator]

123. Excellent.

:thumbsup: :)

[all.of.me]

119. disagree?! hmmmmmm....

that choice of word says something inane, like i disagree with brown hair, or i disagree with prominent noses, or i disagree with shapely bodies. like i disagree with something natural, which makes no sense! those are just thoughts off the top of my head. have not read the thread.

[Misunderestimator]

121. exactly...

as heard earlier today "I disagree with homosexuality"

[all.of.me]

124. who on earth said that?! some republican/christian?! sheesh.....

[Misunderestimator]

128. I can only assume that it was....

a "liberal" Christian :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

120. Did you know that "Heterosexuality" is my sister's name?

People have teased her all her life about it.

And now you're disagreeing with her. This'll break her heart. :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

122. Tell her that it's better than being called Chastity.

;)

[evlbstrd]

125. It's caused me no end of trouble,

I'll tell ya fer sure.

[GaYellowDawg]

126. Not me. I completely agree with heterosexuality.

I just wish I didn't have to agree by myself so often.