If you could have one night with Angelina Joile with no reprecussions...

[LynneSin]

Poll question: If you could have one night with Angelina Joile with no reprecussions...

....would you take it?

In another thread that misunderestimator started, my comment was that anyone straight or gay, would spend the night with her (with all the fixin's that go with that night)

So if you could have one night with Angelina - safe sex, no issues with significant others, etc - would you do it?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. no, because I like boys. But I would enjoy talking to her about

activism issues.

[Xipe Totec]

2. I don't do Cyborgs

She's half silicon.

[LynneSin]

6. I think she's mostly natural

I might admit that I do have an enjoyment of reading hollywood gossip pages and you hear about all the folks who have plastic surgery - she isn't mentioned that often

[Xipe Totec]

16. I'll still pass. I prefer a... fuller look

I'm attracted to zaftig women.

Sorry, just personal taste.

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Absolutely

[Shell Beau]

4. Nope, would have no desire whatsoever.

[trebizond]

5. i guess so....but then I'm desperate...

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Hell freakin' YES!!!!!

[progmom]

8. will this go on my permanent record?

:dilemma:

[LynneSin]

9. No reprecussions means just that

You have your night and you'll never have to worry about it again nor will anyone hassle you about it

[progmom]

30. after further consideration

if i were to experiment, she would not be my choice. she's really cool and everything, but she doesn't turn me on.

[johnnie]

10. Is she the one that was sucking on her brother's face

On some award show or something?

[Shell Beau]

11. Yes, and I don't care what anyone says, that

is no way to kiss your bro. It makes me sick thinking about it.

[johnnie]

13. I remember something about it

I thought it was a little strange. And when SNL did a skit with it, it was hilarious, but I don't really know who this woman is, just that she was making out with her brother.

[Shell Beau]

15. That was her all right. I remember it and I thought

that he was her boyfriend. But nope, he was her brother! :puke:

[johnnie]

20. Hmmm

Well then I guess my answer to this would be no. I would be thinking that she would be thinking of her brother all night and that would be a bit unsettling.
But that's just me...

[Shell Beau]

23. Ha! ha!

I only like guys (my hubby in particular), but I will agree with you there.

[JVS]

26. I need a photo to judge

[Shell Beau]

29. She was quoted as saying "I am so in love with my brother right now"

Keep in mind, this kiss lasted several seconds.





Maybe it is just me, but me and my brother (who I am very close to) do not act like this at all. I know that they are different, but still it is gross to me.

[LynneSin]

35. You and I didn't have normal childhoods

From what I read hers was pretty abnormal

[Shell Beau]

36. And so is kissing your brother. Very abnormal.

At least the way they kissed.

[LisaL]

52. Yep. That's her. She and her brother look very much alike.

[mondo joe]

12. I would, so long as we don't have to have sex.

I hope Angelina would let me wear Brad Pitt's underwear on my head.

[Nikia]

14. Just because no one else wouldn't care, wouldn't mean that I wouldn't

For me, casual sex, even with highly attractive people, is rather empty.
On the other had...
Maybe, if she tried really hard to seduce me. If it were a yes or no thing, I'd say no.

[tjdee]

17. I'm strictly dickly, as the saying goes...but she seems *very* cool

and I'd love to spend the night with her talking about kids and Brad and this and that.

[Trigger Hippie]

18. Even if I did dig chicks,

I wouldn't do her. She's repulsive.

:puke:

[Misunderestimator]

19. I think we're all just a little too obsessed with Angeline Jolie...

but... yes. :)

[Spacemom]

21. Abso-freakin-lutely!

And I'm completely hetero as far as I know! :P

[BlueJazz]

22. I doubt if I would..I kinda find getting to know someone a cool..

...turn-on.
I'm sure it might be nice but it's probably not for me...

[underpants]

24. Selma Hayek or Rene Zellwigger YES

Angelina mmmmm probably not

[hyphenate]

25. I have no desire to sleep with her

but I might enjoy the conversations. I read a Reader's Digest article on her and she's done a lot of stuff in her years.

[Blue-Jay]

27. Abso-fuckin-lutely.

I doubt that my partner would begrudge me, either. (She's said that Halle Berry is A-Ok, provided she gets some too)

[WeRQ4U]

28. I'd spend it by myself, watching Uma Thurman movies

Jolie looks like the alien from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

31. Sure - but I'd rather spend it with a truly exotic beauty like Kelly Hu

Kelly Hu (The Scorpion King among other films) to my taste is far more beautiful, exotic and interesting than Angelina Jolie.

[FLSurfer]

32. I voted Hell yes.....then read the comments

about her and her brother.......
Thats foul.

[Zuni]

33. I'd give her the best 7 minutes of her life

[Shell Beau]

34. Hee! hee!

:rofl:

[Debi]

37. Yes, I would take the entire night and beat her ass with a baseball bat

:*

[Shell Beau]

38. Atta girl!

[Debi]

45. Yowza!

[Dukkha]

39. Hell I'd settle for someone who just did her!

Or I'd be happy to drink her bath water

[foreigncorrespondent]

40. I think she is a simply gorgeous woman...

...but I am in love with Sapph, and simply couldn't and wouldn't sleep with anyone other than her.

[LynneSin]

43. What if Sapph said it was definately ok

:shrug:

[foreigncorrespondent]

50. That is her decision to make!

But I still love the woman and couldn't possibly sleep with any other.

Love in this world is hard eough to find, but when true love comes along, believe me, no matter how beautfiul someone is, you just don't have eyes or desire for another.

[Sapphocrat]

53. Since someone said I MUST respond to this... ;)

fc, my love, the question included the qualifier "no issues with significant others". Since the only way I could not be an issue would be if I didn't exist, you'd have to go for it.

On the other hand, if my not being an issue just meant that I'd never find out about it, that would be cheating, so you wouldn't do it. (And if you did, you'd be eaten alive by guilt.)

My own answer to the OP is no, I wouldn't sleep with her. "Significant other issues" or none, the fact is (hold on to your hats, boys and girls!) I'm simply not attracted to Angelina in a way that makes me want to shag her.

I know, I sound insane. She's beautiful, she's sexy, she's intelligent, and I'd give my eyeteeth to have her over to dinner so we could talk about world hunger... But I wouldn't want to do her. Honest to God, she is just not my type. Plus, she's not a lesbian, which in itself is a major turn-off.

Now, if we were talking about Susan Sarandon, or Sarah Alexander, I might have a bit more trouble answering the question. LOL But in the end, the only way I'd bag another babe is if I were single. Which I'm not. So, the answer would still be no... but for a different reason. :)

[Jamastiene]

41. OMG, not just yes, but HELL yes, I would and

then some if I could talk her into it. Those lips are delicious looking. I'd want to do things I am not supposed to talk about on DU to her. Lovely things involving kisses from head to toe. Hell, I'd kiss her ass too even if that was all she'd let me do to her. Oh, Angelina is wonderful. And I normally like Nancy Spungeon/Courtney Love/cockeyed and stoned types too. Angeline would be a top o' the line model to try out. Yummy!

[unhappycamper]

42. In a New York minute. n/t

[edbermac]

44. What a TOUGH question...

Lemme think a second...YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

I think she's a mental case, but then again it's not her mind I'm interested in...

[Bouncy Ball]

46. I'm happy some of you said no.

Leaves more room for the rest of us, because I say HELL yes and I've never even had sex with a woman.

She's smart, she's gorgeous, she's sexy, she cares about kids and poverty, etc. Damn.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

47. Well, put me down for.. Hell Freaking YES!

Sexy is sexy. The woman is hotter than a metal roof in Texas in July to me.

[4_Legs_Good]

48. Hell YES!!! My wife (THANK YOU!!!) said recently that she would

even consider spending a night with her if such an occassion were to arise.

I think that's the nicest thing she ever said to me.

:loveya:

:drool:

david

[Left Is Write]

49. No, I would not. I do not find her attractive at all.

[XemaSab]

51. Yah

totally.

She's damn fine.

[dad]

54. I would hit that

of course, that should just go without saying. Can't believe how many of you are saying no.

[libnnc]

55. Take it? I'd take whatever the hell she told me to take...

I'd be her little lesbian luv-puppet slave.

Yes Ma'am may I have another PLEASE?!?!?! :spank:

[ulysses]

56. can I substitute Winona Ryder?

:)