True confessions on the internet.

[Bouncy Ball]

Totally anonymous. Some are sad and some are bust a gut funny (and not necessarily on purpose, it seems, I mean "I'm about to fake my own death..???").

Enjoy!

http://grouphug.us/

On edit, a few examples:

"I pretend to be straight around gays, and gay around straight. It's not that I can't make up my mind; I just want to be left alone."

"I was about to post a massive confession but i got real bad paranois that this was all some complex convoluted fbi style sting operation to areest me
I smoke alot of weed as you can probably tell
Still all i do at owrk is read this site"

"I want to marry him, but he don't me I shouldn't entertain such thoughts. He wants to be practical, but practically is for dilettantes and the weak. That's what I think."

"i can never be happy for other people. ever. and i always have to have better hair than everyone else."

[Bouncy Ball]

1. Kick because they are funny.

[jeff30997]

2. Funny! Thanks for the link Bouncy !

[Bouncy Ball]

5. De nada!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. I found a freeper posting how much they hate everyone:

"I'm very sorry- I know it's wrong, but I hate.

I hate the mentally disabled.
I hate little kids.
I hate stupid teenagers.
I hate stupid people of all ages.
I hate old people.
I hate those who depend on others unnecessarily, e.g. welfare.
I hate those who feel they are entitled to anything at all.
I hate those who make excessive demands of others for their own comfort.
I hate those who cannot accept other people's viewpoints; markedly 'liberals' attacking 'conservatives'.
I hate those who make financial decisions that will affect other people without consulting them.
I hate stupid people again.
I hate the ignorant.
I hate those who cannot be happy or accept that anything is going alright, and feed on pity.
I hate people who feel that others should suffer because they are suffering.


That is not all."

[jeff30997]

11. "I hate the ignorant"

In other words he hates himself.

[jeff30997]

12. Dupe

[bettyellen]

4. i'm feeling so busted.

:blush:

[Bouncy Ball]

6. You're the one who likes poo, aren't you?

:D

[bettyellen]

7. no that's will pitt. i don't do scat.....

but: "i always have to have better hair than everyone else."
i can't help it.

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Ok after reading about three or four pages

now it's just getting depressing.

"I called a video game store the other day to see if they had a video game in stock, and they didn't. As soon as I got off the phone, I started crying. I think I'm losing it."

And YOU wrote that about having to have better hair than everyone else? ;-)

[bettyellen]

14. actually i just do. and it can be a little disconcerting

when it doesn't occur naturally.... with no time or effort on my part whatsoever.
LOL. losing it over a video game. that is fucking sad.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

13. You mean I have competition in the good hair department?

:*

[bettyellen]

16. we have to go head to head.....

[mike_c]

8. oh man, some of those are so pathetic they MUST be made up....

I'll spare you the links....

[Bouncy Ball]

10. I've read the first three or four pages now.

It's getting depressing. I need a funny one soon.

[jeff30997]

15. I'll confess here:

I'm secretly in love with Bouncy Ball(gender undeclared)

[Bouncy Ball]

18. LOL!!

Thank you! :blush:

:loveya:

[Ariana Celeste]

17. This stuff is too funny.

:)

[XemaSab]

19. Are we posting our true confessions?

I have never told anybody this before, but I have been making a quilt since JANUARY and tonight I went to go sew two of the long (8 foot+)rows together and I fucked it up and sewed them on backwards and now I don't know what to do because they are sewed together really really really TIGHT.

I feel so dirty...

[WCGreen]

27. It sound like you need a spankin'

[6000eliot]

20. Have you tried this one?

http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/

I can't figure out why I laugh at it. I just do.

[liss681]

21. lol

I like the guy sitting on the toilet

[liss681]

22. i posted something on there once....

:evilgrin:

[yewberry]

23. The one that breaks my heart

and makes me smile is http://postsecret.blogspot.com

Mostly, it breaks my heart.

[fleabert]

26. awesome link. thanks

have you sent one in?

I'm thinking about it.

[gmoney]

28. Interesting...

Graphic designers and artists are sure a messed up bunch.

My secret is that I don't laugh at the kinds of revelations posted on these cards and sites, and feel that people who do are really mean.

[the_spectator]

24. Thanks for the link!

Here's one that made me chuckle:

"i really like my boyfriend, he's a great friend. but i'm bored with him. sexually, i'm just not as attracted to him. i don't know if it's hormonal fluctuations or what, but i'm no longer a once a day kind of person. it's not something i really need to worry about...i'm just scared of the day when we finally decide that we need to come apart. it's hard to imagine life by myself. plus it would be so much more expensive."

And this one:

"I wish I had a boyfriend. The kid that had no friends and was the weirdest, biggest loser that no one liked last year now has a girlfriend. depressing. she's a loser like he is, but it's still a girlfriend. ugh."

[Blue_Tires]

25. my brain stopped working after reading some of those

[Spacemom]

29. My absolute Favorite

" I hate my friends. I invited them around to my place and offered to cook them dinner, which was hot dogs. Before they arrived, I had to thaw out the hot dogs, so I defrosted them by putting them up my ass one at a time, holding them and then crapping them out again. It takes about 3 minutes a hot dog to do it this way. I never told them. I don't feel bad at all."