Sometimes I realllllly hate being single.

[BlondieK143]

Thank God for long, hot bubble baths. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I hear ya!

But I don't do bubble baths.

Maybe I should. :evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

2. hehe

I'm trying to behave... must... not... comment

[Kathy in Cambridge]

8. The shower massage is your friend.

:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

11. Oh dear!

:evilgrin: We're gonna get in twouble!

[GOPisEvil]

13. Even for guys?

And I do have a Waterpik in the shower. :think:

[Maddy McCall]

25. HAHAHA!

:blush: :D

[BlondieK143]

30. See!! Even Maddy knows!!

A woman's good friend! :D

[bearfan454]

3. It has it's advantages and disadvantages

just like us married folks have too.

[BlondieK143]

5. Okay, good point.

But this moment - I'm realllllly despising it!

[BlueJazz]

4. Ha!..You think THAT'S bad?

..I'm starting to fall in love with my Hand. :)

[BlondieK143]

6. LOL!

Honey, I know the feeling!

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Dude, for most of us that started years ago

[Zuni]

7. Some guy invented a new sex toy called the plumber for women

I actually heard about it on the news.
You should check it out :D

[BlondieK143]

9. Uh, I'll pass.

Although my hand is asking for a vacation. :D

[Zuni]

14. shhhh

Skinner will be on this like white on rice if we keep it up

[BlondieK143]

16. Well, if he wasn't married....

*cough* :evilgrin: I mean, errrr... ummm...

[Deja Q]

21. Rice is better unbleached... bleach ruins the nutrient content...

And what's wrong with eating brown food anyway?

[Droopy]

10. I guess I should find a better way to cope with my singleness

than beer. Maybe I'll give that bubble bath thing a try.

[BlondieK143]

12. Do yourself a favor -

sit on your hand for awhile. :D

[Droopy]

20. I'm not sure that's going to do much for me

But maybe my hand does need a rest.

[BlondieK143]

22. Well, I just meant that it makes it seem like a stranger.

:D

[Deja Q]

15. Welcome to my world!

Of course, I rely on sci-fi and silly jokes to compensate...

[BlondieK143]

18. Sometimes that doesn't make it work...

:D

[KG]

17. relationship are overrated - self love is where it's at.

dont ask me how i know this.

[BlondieK143]

19. I don't know...

when your hand starts requesting you know it's been a bad year. :D

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

23. The other night I said no to my hand

we're still not talking.

[BlondieK143]

24. Poor thing!

Why would you do something so mean? :cry:

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

26. Well

It had been like two weeks, atleast, in a row. And it was 4 a.m. and my hand was being very pushy. And I was like "Well what if someday, when I'm spending another Saturday night alone, some girl will show up at my doorstep. You never know, I want to wait and see if that happens. If it doesn't then we'll see about tomorrow."

Thats not an exact transcript but it went something like that.

[BlondieK143]

29. LOL!!!!

:rofl: That was almost too much. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

33. So that's not a raised fist in your sig?

:evilgrin:

[KG]

35. no, it's a left fist. just don't ask what i'm doing with the other one.

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Mum's the word

[Borgnine]

27. You and me both.

I'm usually fine with it, but today was just a bad day to be alone, probably because I had a dream last night about an ex-girlfriend who's moving away.

[BlondieK143]

28. Oh man, I'm sorry.

That really sucks. :( PM me anytime, we'll commiserate together.

[ghostsofgiants]

31. As do I

However apathy has a nice way of taking over every so often to help keep me sane.

[BlondieK143]

34. hehe

I don't know how you're still single. *swoon*

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Haha

I think it comes down to the ladies assuming one of three things about me...
A) Taken
B) Gay
C) No good

[BlondieK143]

37. Gay and no good??

No way! They're obviously just not good enough for you!

[ghostsofgiants]

41. Haha, I was refering to this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3618251#3618264

:P

[sundog]

39. i know blondie, i know

:hug:

[Guaranteed]

40. Sometimes I realllllly hate having a girlfriend.

Thank God for BlondieK's long, hot bubble baths. ;)

[nickgutierrez]

42. Being single sucks.

I'm rather sick of it myself. :(

[evlbstrd]

43. I got fed up with being married.

Now I'm learning how to be single again.
Got any good hints?
BTW, hand and I are no strangers. I'd been married for a long time!