I found my virginity last weekend...

[elshiva]

[xmas74]

1. Let me in on that secret.

I bet you could bottle that and make millions.

[elshiva]

4. No secret I just left it under the couch.

[xmas74]

6. I'll have to check there!

[progmom]

2. where was it hiding?

:shrug:

[Ready4Change]

3. Was it under the cushions on the couch?

That's where I'm always leaving mine. :)

[elshiva]

5. YES! see #4

I remembered Poland too!

[Ready4Change]

12. Well, there ya go.

And now you get out there and loose it for good this time, you hear?

Hyah!

[elshiva]

14. No thank you!

[Ready4Change]

24. Oh, give it a shot.

Think of it this way. The first time is ALWAYS the worst. And if the second isn't so good you can always just toss it under the couch again. Sort of a reincarnation, Groundhog Day sort of thing.

[elshiva]

25. Probably true, but I am in a relationship now.

[sundog]

7. get rid of it! ASAP!!!

:P

[elshiva]

9. Bury it in the backyard or...???

[sundog]

or.

need i say more? :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

18. Yes, you need to say more...

[sundog]

21. er... ummm..

not here :P

[elshiva]

22. It's ok.

;)

[Maddy McCall]

8. If cherries could grow back...

I'd have a friggin' orchard.

LOL.

[spacelady]

13. That was a good one! n/t

[bicentennial_baby]

15. bwahahaha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OrwellwasRight]

10. Why would you want to?

[elshiva]

11. Because it was there...

like Everest!

[OrwellwasRight]

16. That answer's as good as any.

Would you have sex with a born again virgin?

[elshiva]

17. Depends on who he or she is.

[OrwellwasRight]

27. Apparently s/he must be your spouse...

or are there other ways to get an offer from you?

[elshiva]

28. Spouse. I'm married.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

19. Nothing under my sofa but some dust bunnies....

I checked in the cushions and found $1.12 and a raisin (I think it was a grape when it fell in there) but no virginity. Mine seems to be hiding better than yours, I guess it's shy. :)

[elshiva]

20. Virginity is VERY shy...

[LastKnight]

23. can i help you hide it again?

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

26. Thanks, but I am married...