Chimpy McCokespoon Haikus

[Zomby Woof]

Chimpy in his very own words, with the haikus constructed by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson...


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!

[kanrok]

1. Here's mine:

Chimpy is a douche.
He never deserved to win.
Impeachment starts now.

[soothsayer]

2. here's one

When a turd blossom
goes to jail, does it change its
name to turd burglar?

Is there a circle
of hell especially for
asshats like Karl Rove?

[Droopy]

3. I'll call this one

Bush

You fucking bastard
Lick the blood off of your hands
You fucking vampire

But this is a serious blasphemy. Haikus are supposed to be about nature and the nature of the One.

[Swede]

4. I'll give it a try.

A desert breeze
slowly fading wreath
Gold stars
No tears are shed

[Bouncy Ball]

5. ..

He is an asshole
a fucking fucking asshole
I do not like him so much.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. ...

He has a problem
he's Slippy McFalls-a-Lot
what is wrong with him?

[bicentennial_baby]

7. I'm seriously cracking up here...

maybe it's just late, but i'm rolling! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. I swear there needs to be a

"bush is a motherfucker haikus" website. I swear it. It would be the funniest shit ever. Like MyCatHatesYou.

[MisterP]

9. awright, 3-5-3:

Chimp licks lips
Ape-man falls off things
Enthroned shame.

[Droopy]

12. I've heard that haikus were 5-7-5

I got that from a poetry text in college.

[MisterP]

13. symmetry is the most essential component, I believe

it's an art

[trackfan]

10. I can't stand...

I can't stand to hear
that no good, fucking, piece of
shit asshole speaking.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Here's one

Bush is an asshole
He thinks so much of himself
He sucks his own *!

[soothsayer]

14. here's another

he chokes on pretzels
and falls off his bicycles,
nope, not a toddler

[sakabatou]

15. Mine:

Chimp has no balance
Bicycle, segway, or car
He sucks behind wheel

Bush cannot talk now
For his brain is really off
Check his batteries

Chimpy can't be smart
Chimpy can't make a sentence
Chimpy skips the war

Another fake bird
Just like last Thanksgiving day
Is he fake as well?

He laughs as the war
He laughs at his own homeland
Who is laughing now?

[norml]

16. Oh what a fuck up!

Oh what a fuck up! Chimp fell off his bike again? He needs training wheels.

[Neshanic]

17. "Smelly Chimp"

Chimp throws poop at crowd.
Morons admire his throw style.
Soon Rove has no treats.