I'll have lettuce on my hot dog, please.

[Floogeldy]

What's the deal with lettuce and pork not being integrated much in cuisines?

Okay, there is the BLT. I admit it.

[JackDragna]

1. It's a fucking conspiracy.

I don't know what's wrong with America. I say we kick it right in the teeth.

[Floogeldy]

2. Yea, it's like turkey, bologna, chicken, roast beef, tuna, bla bla . . .

They all have lettuce on their sandwiches. But NOOOOOOOOOO. No lettuce on hot dogs. No lettuce on pulled pork BBQ sandwiches.

IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE REVOLUTION, BABY!!

[fob]

3. You want *what*, where? Sir, at long last have you NO sense of

shame?

:evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

10. Lettuce embrace the pig, shall we?

Why not?

[evlbstrd]

4. My daughter eats her fries with yellow mustard.

[Floogeldy]

6. That's normal.

Fries are actually better with mustard AND ketchup, but she has good taste.

[evlbstrd]

8. She'll be glad to hear you said so.

I'll turn her on to hot dogs with lettuce!

[K8-EEE]

5. Tacos Al Pastor, Con Lechuga, ( pork tacos with lettuce)

or sometimes raw cabbage -- a frequent taco stand fave of my hub's!

Also...COBB SALAD!

[Floogeldy]

7. Okay. Lettuce on a pork taco.

THAT' WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

9. Ever put coleslaw on a hotdog?

When I was in NC, I ordered a hotdog - they asked "do you want it 'all the way?'" which means, with everything on it. I thought, sure, why not? Ketchup, mustard, onions, chili, and then a big blob of coleslaw on top.

I said to my friend, "up north, coleslaw is a side dish, not a relish."

[Lilyhoney]

11. I had pork and cabbge for dinner tonight.