I don't want a woman.

[KG]

read somewhere once that that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. so, can i have a new bicycle instead?

this one looks pretty cool!

[Droopy]

1. Well there are only a couple of things that

a woman needs a man for. You might be better off with the bicycle.

Actually I don't believe that. I think women desire companionship as much as guys do.

[Catholic Sensation]

2. I hear that their menstruation attracts bears.

[BikeWriter]

5. You may need to start running, ducking, and hiding 'bout now...

[Catholic Sensation]

6. it's a line from anchorman

if anyone got offended they need to do some serious "chillaxing" as they say.

[BikeWriter]

7. Maybe "Anchorman" can fade the heat then...

IMHO, the topic is inappropriate.

[enigmatic]

3. My Holy-Grail:

A vintage Gary Fisher Klunker:

[BikeWriter]

4. Shit, I have an old bike in the yard. It was in my garage...

I moved it outside to look at it a while back. I need to take a picture. Vines are growing up through it.