Men, you should all want to marry a classy girl just like this gal here...

[LynneSin]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/49748.htm

ANNA Benson, the outrageous wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson, raised a whole lotta hell in Las Vegas last weekend. The buxom former stripper was ejected from the World Series of Poker at the Rio on Saturday for excessive cursing. After serving a 10-minute penalty for dropping the "f-bomb," a violation of tournament rules, Benson returned and asked her dealer, "Does that mean I can't say any other word? I can say c - - t, p - - - y and c - - k, but I can't say f - - k?" Benson — whose $10,000 entrance fee was sponsored by pokerblue.com — was immediately booted from the game. She also set tongues wagging when she was barred from the Prime Steakhouse at the Bellagio after they refused to let her eat with her French bulldog puppy, Petunia. "She threw a huge fit," tattles our snitch. "She even said, 'Don't you know who I am? The dog will stay in its carrier.' They said, 'Absolutely not,' and she stormed off." Anna — named "Baseball's Sexiest Wife" by FHM magazine — once told Howard Stern that if she caught her husband sleeping around, she would bed the entire Mets team right down to the groundskeepers.

[WCGreen]

1. I bet the BatBoy is praying for

screaming infidelity on the part of Kris BEnson

[Wetzelbill]

3. you were in rare form with that crack

:rofl:

[WCGreen]

7. What song is that From...

It just poped in my head and I heard the tune but couldn'l place the band

[Wetzelbill]

29. not sure

[GOPisEvil]

2. I say this with all due respect: Kris needs to get things under control.

She is embarrasing him, and he needs to put a stop to it, or cut bait with her.

[Darth_Kitten]

4. Another thing.....

Yeah, she needs to cool things down, but then again, he chose her. :scared: :eyes:

Yikes! What a classless woman! :(

[GOPisEvil]

5. I wonder if "former stripper" had anythingto do with his choice.

:eyes:

I've seen pictures of her, she's attractive in that fake sort of way. I wouldn't put up with her crap, that's for sure.

[Darth_Kitten]

22. Ick!!!

Yeah, she's kind of run of the mill attractive, but with that mouth of hers...

:( I don't understand some of the choices men make. :(

[GOPisEvil]

23. Some of us think with the wrong piece of our anatomy.

:eyes:

[Darth_Kitten]

25. Trust me, I know women who have thought with the same region

;)

[GOPisEvil]

26. Glad to know it's not just us.

Us in the group sense, of course. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

30. Bluntly? she's got big boobs and she acts easy

Some guys like that. She sounds like a handful. In all due respect, he can't be a genius in the first place.

[LynneSin]

6. He wanted a trophy wife

Guys have to know that owning a trophy wife there are certain expectations to the care and maintenence of said trophy wife. They need to be pampered and petted and expect that you spend all of your hard earned cash in order for them to live their high maintenence lifestyle. But all of that is paid for in return when you head out into public and have a trophy wife on your arm.

I had a roommate for college that turned into a trophy wife. And believe me, she's 40 and she's still amazingly gorgerous. But her marriage ended in divorce when he left her for what I could tell from her and pictures I saw - an average looking woman. I guess her maintenence got out of hand. We're actually still good friends, but lately I get bored hanging out with her because she's on a mission to find the next man to support her habit and me, I'm looking to change the direction of this country and fight against the neo-conservative agenda (but btw, she does vote democratic - so at least we know she is damn smart!)

[GOPisEvil]

8. Well, she's making him look like a schmuck.

I'd be beyond pissed if I were him.

[LynneSin]

9. Yes but he gets to have this to escort in public

I could never get away with the crap she pulls, but then again I have the common sense to not want to do that stuff if the first place. But he's funding her so she can do this stuff and in return that's what he gets

He probably votes republican too

[GOPisEvil]

11. I doubt its worth it.

Oh well, I think they're both idiots, so they deserve each other. heaven help us if they breed.

[WCGreen]

13. Is that what she looks like....

A bean pole with boobs....

So sexy, So sexy....

[matcom]

10. can i PRETEND we are married for like a couple hours?

[LynneSin]

12. YOu have an amazing and gorgeous wife

[matcom]

14. yes i do

that is why the invitation is open for her to join us!

see i'm a romantic like that :D

[LynneSin]

15. So if she wants Brad Pitt to join you 2, would you be ok with that

:shrug:

[matcom]

17. what? you think she has RIGHTS?

let me tell you something. *I* wear the pants in THIS family :hide:

[GOPisEvil]

19. So, you're back to talking big now that she can't access DU from work?

:D

[matcom]

20. errrrr

something like that :7

[Wetzelbill]

31. hahahaha

It's alright. We all get caught pretending we're the boss when the "other" isn't around.

[LynneSin]

21. Matcom we love you and we've all met your wife...

...and we clearly know who wears the pants in that relationship and it ain't you.

NOw you better behave or I'll have to send this link to your wife!!

:loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

27. Capri pants?

[sniffa]

16. i think i'm in Love

:loveya:

[LynneSin]

18. YOU have a gorgeous and wonderful girlfriend too

:eyes:

[sniffa]

28. don't be jeaLous

just because i've been taLking with hot babes onLine... ALL DAY.

[no name no slogan]

24. Didn't know my ex- was in Vegas last weekend

serves me right for not reading the papers :P

[GalleryGod]

32. Mrs. B. has been Tabloid Queen since Kris came over from the Pirates

I seem to recall this lovely lass was a Howard Stern butt-kisser whilst still stuck in Pittsburgh .
:rofl:
Classy Dame.