I have the Golden Ticket

[underpants]

Singer Britney Spears, left and husband Kevin Federline, right, arrive for the world premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures' 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,' Sunday, July 10, 2005, in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Danny Moloshok)

[BlondieK143]

1. Shouldn't her shirt say tickets?

Thought she was carrying twins (OH THE HUMANITY!)?

[Wickerman]

2. She get that shirt at Walmart?

[Richardo]

3. Looks like Federline spilled some bleach when he was laundering his jacket

:eyes:

[underpants]

5. He's got a bit of the "Jan Michael Vincent" look to him

Someone else from the 70's but I can't quite figure it out.

[Shell Beau]

4. She actually looks better than she usually does.

[Debbi801]

6. Could they be any trashier looking?

:puke: The two of them gross me out. They both seem to always look like they haven't bathed in weeks.

I'll never get over the fact that he dumped his pregnant girlfriend for this one, either. What class.

[MercutioATC]

7. Shouldn't Federline be wearing that shirt?

(with the arrow pointing at Britney, of course)

[RummyTheDummy]

8. Wow she's really letting herself go

I know people gain weight when they get married but this is just out of hand.

[Shredr]

9. What's he doing with his hair?

He looks so much better with shorter hair.

Just my $.02