The Bush Twins Promote Abstinence in Africa

[underpants]

http://benquirer.blogspot.com/

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA - Following Jenna Bush's appearance at the G8 summit, she met up with her sister Barbara in Cape Town for the first in a series of workshops to help stop the spread of AIDS in Africa.

Today, Barbara and Jenna Bush spoke to a large group of women in their twenties about the importance of staying sexually abstinent.



"Ladies.. If you're feeling really really horny - and if the alcohol is flowing, trust me, that's a common occurence - just keep on drinking," said Jenna, " It's better to pass out then to wake up the next morning next to some creepy young Republican." Jenna neglected to mention the importance of keeping Secret Service agents nearby, to avoid date rape.

According to the twins, there are alternatives to intercourse that are equally satisfying.

"Girls, if you found a really cute guy, just remember, oral is moral." quipped Barbara, "And you'll be so much less likely to get any of that yucky HIV."

Some of the women in attendance found the abstinence slogans to be empty and unconvincing. However, most were enticed by the Bush twins' frank sexuality.

"Oh my god, condoms are just so icky," Jenna told the crowd, "I avoid them at all costs. Riding bareback feels so much better. If you're going to do it, that is. But really, um, abstinencing is best."srchtrm

[CBHagman]

1. ROFL

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Hahahaha, hilarious

[WCGreen]

3. And Practive wanton sexual behavior while at home...

When Asked, Barbs said....

Well I just can't go native, if you know what I mean, so I guess I will be abstinent this week......

Sister Jenna chimed in I'm not Absent, I'm here....

[lpbk2713]

4. And they carry with them a pic of the poster child for abstinence

If this won't do it, nothing will.

[underpants]

6. Africans;"God she should eat something"

:bounce:

[tk2kewl]

5. Just do DA BUTT!

:rolf:

[Sannum]

7. Ha!

:spray: