Methinks they doth protest too much...

[whirlygigspin]

How utterly, truly, bizarre,
was today version of this chat bazaar.

The moderators freakish spin--with banishments of things tin foily,
One wonders, could they? would they? are they crazy?
or just hiding threads deemed too Israeli?

Blame the Mossad, blame Al Quaeda
Was it black block or Macarena?
Was it a plot of Bush & Blair?
Surely not, they could not, would not, ever dare.
As in elections, always fair.

Conspiracies & half baked plots or logic made from half cracked pots?

In all this spin that's going round
I do remember, upside is down.



"If buttercups buzz'd after the bee
If boats were on land, churches on sea
If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows
And cats should be chased into holes by the mouse
If the mamas sold their babies
To the Gypsies for half a crown
If summer were spring
And the other way 'round
Then all the world would be upside down!"