I can't find my car Keys. AARRGGGGHHH.

[Teaser]

I have been looking for more than 2 hours now.

Where the FUCK could they be?

Candidate culprits:

Cat batted them somewhere.

Kid took them and dropped them somewhere.

We have gremlins.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I had that happen once and DU'ers attempted to assist me

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. My favorite part was your description of how you got in and out...

There should be a special shrine for that thread. ;)

[texas1928]

2. Well they are always in the last place you look.

:P

[Teaser]

4. You've given me the strength

to go on.

[Teaser]

5. Question to resident neopagans:

What gods are responsible for finding lost things?

[texas1928]

6. Glad I could help.

:hi:

[Redstone]

7. Yes, they are. Spooky, innit?

Redstone

[Chico Man]

3. Smoke some weed

That will help you find them.

LOL

[RebelOne]

8. That happens to me all the time.

Last time it was two weeks before I found them. Fortunately, I had a spare key. But I didn't have a spare house key, so I had to leave my front door open. I wasn't too worried, as I have a Rottweiler.

[4morewars]

9. Re-trace your steps

Where was the last place you remember having them in your hands?

Here are some places to check:
keyhole at the front/side/back door
keyhole of the car door/trunk
keyhole of garage door
bathroom

This is what i have done to avoid this, I put a hook on the wall just inside the door, and I hang them there as soon as i walk in. When they are not on that hook, they are attatched to my pants belt loop with a carabiner. Good luck !

[sniffa]

10. too bad ATA isn't around anymore

[Teaser]

11. And the CULPRIT was

MY WIFE!!!


She scooped them up, along with some other crap, and shoved them in a random drawer.

[Shell Beau]

12. I'm going with you have Gremlins!

[leftofthedial]

14. they'll be in the last place you look, or you could just relax and wait

for a flashback

[Teaser]

15. Just found them.

and it was my wife! She stowed them in a drawer and forgot about it.

I though I was losing my mind.

[leftofthedial]

17. last place

told ya

[skygazer]

16. First rule of keys

ALWAYS put them in the same place. Always.

I used to lose my keys regularly until I got smart. I now have a keychain with a little clip - when I go anywhere, the keys are attached to me. When I get out of the car, I pat my hip to hear that jingle - if I hear it, I can lock the door.

When I come home, the keys go in a little dish that sits on my dresser. Nowhere else!

I haven't lost my keys in about 5 years.

[xultar]

18. Clap twice really loud and they will reveal themselves!