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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:26 PM
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How do you tell your husband
Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 01:26 PM by LynneSin
he's a dumbass

:shrug:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:27 PM
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1. ...
:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :woohoo:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:27 PM
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2. You should probably ask Mrs.Matcom
Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 01:29 PM by Midlodemocrat
I am sure she has a plethora of responses that could help.


Sorry, didn't realize this was a copycat. And, of course, I don't really think matcom is a dumbass.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:29 PM
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9. OUCH!
Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 01:30 PM by matcom
:D :spray:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:27 PM
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3. "Honey, you're a dumbass."
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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4. Pay me $50....and I'll do it for you.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:30 PM
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10. That's $100 for the enterprising XNASA
:patriot:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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5. He already knows. Participate in
dumbass games with him and help him feel smarter since I am sure you are no Einstein yourself! ;-)




J/k by the way!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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7. I'm single so it's a moot point
:shrug:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:30 PM
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11. Maybe that is a good thing. Just think
you could have a sweet hubby that wants to tell you how fat you have gotten.
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tnlefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:34 PM
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17. Hurry and find a dumbass, hightail it to Vegas for a quick get
hitched ceremony, then let us know how it turns out!
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NuckinFutz Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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6. I love ya, honey...
But your sometimes you're a real dumbass!
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:28 PM
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8. How to you tell your husband that he has a fat
mouth and needs to just stop talking. ;)
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:32 PM
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12. How do you tell your husband
the turn the fucking volume down on the idiot box!!??
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:32 PM
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13. Print out a copy of a dumbassed question he asked on a message
board and make him read the replies. :shrug:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:33 PM
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16. too late.
It's MIA :shrug:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:33 PM
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14. LMFAOROF
:rofl: You say "YOU'RE A DUMB ASS! And I am NOT fat."
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:33 PM
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15. Usually after frustration builds - "God, you're a dumbass".
Or maybe more of a pleading "please, stop being a dumbass". I would be more likely to use "jackass".
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:35 PM
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18. ask either my ex-wife or my current wife
they'll let you know!

:yoiks:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 01:41 PM
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19. Print this out, cut it up and tape it to his back
I'm A Dumbass
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 02:06 PM
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20. Darling I adore you...but you're a dumbass.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 02:14 PM
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21. You should wait for the question mark, then emote at will!
Some gents prefer diction as it should be.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 02:31 PM
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22. Honey, does this circular saw make me look like a dumbass?
LOL!
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Lannes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 02:41 PM
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23. Show him this pic
http://www.imageshack.us>
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 02:46 PM
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24. "George, we need to talk...."
:rofl:
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