Tell us something weird about yourself.

[Beware the Beast Man]

I can't think of any right now- I'll be back in a bit.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. I was born with one tonsil

and a pointed right ear.

[dajoki]

15. my tonsils were removed when i was 5 years old

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. I can bend my thumbs back behind the knuckles on the back of my

hand...Aren't you sorry you asked? :)

[sniffa]

3. i'm not compLeteLy hair covered

in fact, i have spLotches of no hair in certain areas.

[GumboYaYa]

4. My left foot is a full one-size smaller than my right foot.

It's hell finding running shoes that work.

[flamingyouth]

7. My left foot is a half-size smaller than my right.

I've been thinking - that would be a great business idea, to sell shoes in different sizes for people like us. :D

[CitrusLib]

48. How ironic, my left breast is one full cup size smaller than the right.

[GumboYaYa]

54. Did I mention that

my left hand is also smaller than my right hand. Maybe we should meet...:)

[eyesroll]

5. I feel like I'm going to throw up right now.

(That's not the weird part.)

The weird part: I know I'm not going to, as I have not upchucked for any reason since I was 16 (read: alcohol), nor for reason of illness since the age of 5.

[Sannum]

6. did you eat a black and white cookie?

[eyesroll]

11. I did identify with that episode...

No, this queasiness is nervousness, not dietary.

[Beware the Beast Man]

34. Your folks are going to love him!

I hope....

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. I'm not too pukey either.

As you said, I think I oopsied once, unintentionally, in the last 25 years.

[XemaSab]

30. I was 10 the last time I threw up

and that was after I fainted.

And it's not that I haven't drunk a LOT of alcohol since then.

BTW, if you're ever going out on the ocean in a boat, staying up literally all night drinking half a LARGE bottle of bacardi is a terrible idea. I didn't barf, but it was touch and go for a while there.

[trackfan]

31. I'm currently on a 15 year streak of vomitlessness

With the big exception of chemotherapy in 1981-82, I've only thrown up 4 times in my life: 1965, 1968, 1981, and 1990.

[hfojvt]

8. I have an MA and work as a janitor

does that count?
How about being half left-handed?

[Zuni]

10. I have a lazy left eye

[progmom]

19. most of me is lazy

:hi:

[Zuni]

23. you so crazy progmom

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

12. I have very flat, very narrow, long feet

size 13 AAA, almost no arch. Needless to say, barefoot water skiing is a breeze... :D

[matcom]

13. i am the greatest husband in the history of the world

:bounce:

:hide:

[SarahB]

14. I'm normal.

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. No you're not.

:P

[Pale Blue Dot]

59. Actually, Beast Man, she is.

She's extraordinarily, beautifully normal. :loveya:

[dajoki]

17. i'm abnormal

:silly:

[progmom]

18. When I was 6, I spent a month in the hospital, in traction.

There was an egg-sized mass in my hip which prevented me from walking.

It eventually shrank and went away.


My parents recently ran into my orthopedic surgeon at a cocktail party. After over 25 years, he easily remembered my case, and says he is still puzzled by it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. The 2nd and 3rd toes on my right foot are stuck together

[GracieM]

21. is taking lukewarm/cold showers weird?

I usually start my shower at lukewarm and gradually make it colder...

[JimmyJazz]

22. I have the complete ability to eat the same thing every day for lunch

and not get bored with it.

[Lannes]

24. I prefer pop tarts cold

[hyphenate]

25. My weirdness involves writing

I can write with my feet (big toe and second toe), I can write upside down, backwards, and simultaneously with both hands. It's actually easier to write backwards with my dominant hand at the same time writing normally with my left hand, and vice versa. I think I can actually write upside down and backwards--at the same time--with both hands as well.

[WeRQ4U]

26. I must eat candy in a certain order based upon primary and secondary color

[XNASA]

27. This is a bit unpleasant, but....

I've been known to expel (regurgitate) fats and gristles well after ingesting them. I'm talking like an hour or two later.

Seriously, I can eat a steak for example, and an hour later, the gristle will find it's way out through all of the other things I've eaten.

I told you it was unpleasant.

[johnnie]

28. That's almost like having superpowers

Captain Gristle.

[XNASA]

29. Gee, I never really thought of it that way.

Captain Gristle it is. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. I'm hung like a meatball.

It's completely spherical!

[johnnie]

33. I ruptured my spit glands when I was younger

It had to do with strategically opening a car door on a man and woman in a compromising position, being chased through backyards and then being clotheslined by a telephone pole cable.

I spit up some funky colors at the hospital.

[Misunderestimator]

35. Holy crap! That's a funny story!

:rofl: Painful, but funny.

[johnnie]

37. He he

You should hear the whole story. It was really funny. I was even laughing while I was spitting up the multi-colored saliva at the doctors office.
I did some really funny and stupid things in my life, and I still laugh about them.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

36. I have always lived in Brazil but speak Portuguese with a distinct

Spanish accent.

[Beware the Beast Man]

38. I have keratoconus in my left eye.

It happens when the cornea becomes cone-shaped, blurring your vision. It's kind of like an astigmatism. I'm eventually going to have to get a corneal implant.

[progmom]

40. me too!

only mine is in my right eye

:hug:

90% of the time it ends up in both eyes

[Beware the Beast Man]

41. Weird!

With our combined efforts, we can see squat!!!! :D

[progmom]

42. when i read at night, i have to keep my right eye closed

[Beware the Beast Man]

46. I have to do that sometimes.

I think it's gotten worse over the last several months- I see little halos around lights.

My right eye is fine (though nearsighted).

[progmom]

47. yeah - the halos

and sometimes there are 3 moons

[Zuni]

52. I sometimes have to close my left eye

because I have a defective muscle that makes me cross eyed if I try to look at something too close to my face

It sucks :(

[progmom]

56. my brother has a lazy eye

he has reading glasses with a prism in the lens - it really helps.

[Divameow77]

39. I never get a fever

as sick as I can get it never comes with a fever.

Oh and I absolutely, positively HATE feet, it's like a phobia.

[edbermac]

43. I line up my M&M's by color before eating them...

[SOteric]

44. Many people do not read my posts,

but still manage to use them as an excuse to get angry about whatever they were angry about today anyway.

I find that odd.

[progmom]

58. happens to many of us

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

45. here i am

reading this

[Left_Winger]

49. I am color blind

When I take the "find the number in the spots test", I can't see any of the numbers.

[Trigger Hippie]

50. I'm a beard fetishist.

I think I mentioned this before, but I'm wild about a guy with a big full beard. Even if the guy's repulsive, there's just something that attracts me about a beard. But I hate it when they just have a moustache. That's cheesy.

:silly:

On edit: Plus I don't have the Internet at home. How weird is that?

:)

[dubyaD40web]

51. My left big-toe and right big-toe

look nothing alike.

[cajones_II]

53. I have webbed toes

but I love to go barefoot in public

[BlondieK143]

55. My dad has the same name as a famous Repug president.

:) Some of you already know that.

[Nikia]

57. My ear lobes are non symetreical

One is attatched. The other is unattatched. My grandmother's ear lobes are the same as mine.

[tibbir]

60. I have bipolar disorder

Luckily the medicine cocktail I take is working and my mood swings are under control for the time being.