Bush Regales Dinner Guests with impromptu Oratory on Virgil's Minor

[madinmaryland]

>>satire ..

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush delighted an intimate gathering of White House dinner guests Monday, regaling the coterie of dignitaries, artists, and friends with a spirited, off-the-cuff discussion of the Roman poet Virgil's lesser-known works.

Above: An effervescent Bush delights friends with tales of the poet Virgil.
"Ah, W. was in top form tonight," Spanish foreign minister Josep Pique Camps said. "We were all held captive by his erudition and charm. First, a brief history of the opium trade, then a bit of Brahms on the piano, then a rousing discussion of Virgil. That boy is a wonder, isn't he?"

According to guests, the subject of Virgil arose serendipitously, when a servant opened a window in the Red Room, to which the group had retired for after-dinner drinks. Noticing the breeze, Bush raised his glass and delivered a toast to the changing of the seasons. He then apologized to "lovely Winter," explaining that he "meant no slight against her."

"The first blush of Spring always reminds me of Virgil's words," Bush said. "In early spring-tide, when the icy drip / Melts from the mountains hoar, and Zephyr's breath / Unbinds the crumbling clod, even then 'tis time / Press deep your plough behind the groaning ox / And teach the furrow-burnished share to shine."

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http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4127&n=1


:rofl:

[Richardo]

1. That. Is. AWESOME!!

:rofl:

Thanks!

[Swede]

2. Charming,insouciant,but totally unreliable.

That's our Bush.

[oneold1-4u]

3. Try to discern that it is satire

If this is Virgil's lesser, though, greater would be a "must read"!