How do you tell your wife she's going deaf?

[Goldmund]

"Honey, you're going deaf" isn't working...

[matcom]

1. .

:rofl:

[ihaveaquestion]

2. In Writing?

[enigami]

3. really really loudly

of course

[WhollyHeretic]

4. LOL

How about semaphore?

[Union Thug]

5. yell a little louder...

[matcom]

6. in braille silly

:silly:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. HONEY YOU'RE GOING DEAF!!!

* Best Garret Morris impression*

[Momgonepostal]

8. Those guys above me all beat me, but seriously...

I understand, becaue my husband's hearing is getting worse, too.

[MissMillie]

9. sign language?

:shrug:

[zbird]

10. Um... she's not going deaf, she's just ignoring you! nt

[mcscajun]

12. Now there's a valid point.

"Selective hearing" might be the case.

[mcscajun]

11. Give her an American Sign Language (ASL) card?

http://www.soundkeepers.com/sign/card.php?yourmessage=honey%2C+you%27re+going+deaf.

[China_cat]

13. She knows.

She may not want to admit it, but she knows.

(From one who is also going deaf but not afraid to admit it)

[RedCloud]

14. Check first, just to be sure.

Whisper something into her ear like, "Your mom can live with us while I do all the housework and buy you anything you need forever!"

If she doesn't respond she is deaf.

If she does respond, well, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing she's not deaf."

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. Good one!

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

15. Howzabout this

[Goldmund]

18. .

:rofl:

[RPM]

16. the same way you tell her she's getting fat

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