How do you tell your wife she is starting to look like Oliver Platt?

[youspeakmylanguage]

[Richardo]

1. You don't think she knows?

:cry:

[davidinalameda]

2. are you planning any long trips soon

you could tell her before you leave

[no name no slogan]

3. Like this

[ET Awful]

8. LMAO :)

:rofl:

[4_Legs_Good]

12. LMAO

That's fantastic! I knew there was a way...

:)

david

[no name no slogan]

14. If that doesn't work

look for a skywriter. Most wimmen I know like to be told they look like middle-aged men! :P

[NuckinFutz]

4. you say that like it's a bad thing???!!!............n/t

[skypilot]

5. Long distance.

And with a divorce lawyer on the line.

[ET Awful]

6. Or with a card containing a gift certificate to a good cosmetic surgeon

:evilgrin:

[skypilot]

9. With Paula Jones's before and after pix.

*

[no name no slogan]

16. LOL!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

7. Get her good and drunk first.

[skypilot]

10. And work up to it.

First, tell her she's starting to look like Warren Beatty. And then, a few drinks later...

[Shell Beau]

13. Yes, easy does it.

[Lannes]

11. Tell her its an improvement...

That she used to look like Zell Miller :P

[Orsino]

15. "Hey, Oliver...

...you seen my wife?"