How do you tell your wife she's starting to look like Kirstie Alley?

[Rabrrrrrr]

:hide:

:popcorn:

[Fiona]

1. Tell her

it looks like she's carring a few extra Thetans around her hips.

[Blue-Jay]

16. HAHAHAHA!

[Lerkfish]

2. Hey, Kirstie is an attractive woman.

[Shrek]

3. "Honey, you look like Kirstie Alley."

Is this a trick question?

:shrug:

[givemebackmycountry]

4. Look at her bank statement...

Then get back to us.

Oliver Hardy? No way.

Kirstie Alley? One can overlook a few extra lbs.

[matcom]

5. oh dude

priceless :popcorn:

[mikita]

6. if you mean that she's gaining weight...

I would advise you not tell her....

If you mean that her eyes are turning a lovely shade of green, then tell her over a glass of wine....

:D

[Wetzelbill]

7. walking on thin ice

[matcom]

9. go ahead Wetzelbill

post it again!

PLEASE POST IT AGAIN!! :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

15. I'll just watch it all unfold from here

:)

[Misunderestimator]

8. ...

:popcorn:

[Wetzelbill]

17. hey I just used the word "our" in that other post

you should really be whipping some ass here. This is your time to shine.

:)

[Misunderestimator]

19. Isn't that cute...

I'll assume you don't get the reference that this is a copycat... If this was serious... I would be...

[Wetzelbill]

25. oh I get it.....

I just had to tease you a little. I don't mean anything by it.

Don't be mad. :)

[Misunderestimator]

29. Ok

[progmom]

22. what other post?

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

24. oh on another thread

She corrected me on something so I just teased her about it.

She seemed a little mad I think. :)


:hi:

[progmom]

26. see, to me, from here, it seemed a little "pat you on your little head"

condescending. "this is your time to shine" just doesn't seem like good-natured ribbing when you're talking to someone you don't know well. :shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

31. tough to come off the way you want to when you're just typing something

Plus, I barely got any sleep so I'm a little tired right now too.

That's not good. I don't want her to think I was being that way about it, you know?

[progmom]

35. you apologized, and MisU is good people

I'm sure you're fine. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

32. Good observation...

This is the post he was referring to:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4082645&mesg_id=4082739

[progmom]

34. ah.

well, he gets credit for supporting reproductive rights, anyway. ;)

[Wetzelbill]

36. see I'm not all that bad

Maybe kinda stupid, but not all that bad.

[Shell Beau]

10. The young back in the day Kirstie or the newer version?

[barb162]

11. put one of these on first

http://www.epinions.com/sprt-All-Hockey-Pro_Guard_Hockey_Goalie_Jock_PG7009#

[Maddy McCall]

12. You say, "Honey, you're beautiful."

[Deep13]

13. Over a Star Trek communicator.

Call her Mr. Savik too. She'll like that.

[arwalden]

14. Which Kirstie Alley?

Star Trek?
Cheers?
Veronica's Closet?
Look Who's Talking?
Fat Actress?

[name not needed]

18. get her banned from the lounge

[WCGreen]

20. Call her friends and ask them.....

YEa that'll work...

Nay just say something like

"Honey, do you really think we need two double cheese pizza's. I mean there are only the two of us...."

Seriously
Approach her as a health thing....

[EC]

21. ummm....

take her to Pier One?

[Deja Q]

23. When her ears morph into Mr Spock's?

[edbermac]

37. I thought she looked hot with the pointy ears...

Marina Sirtis too, when she was disguised as a Romulan...she was damn hot!

[no name no slogan]

27. just like this

[LaurenG]

28. You don't

She already knows it. There is some trouble in river city. Emotional stuff, whats up on the home front or work?

[Doctor_J]

30. "I thought I just bought a dozen donuts"

Where did all that ice cream go?

Didn't this bed used to be bigger?

This is a brand new couch and the springs are broken already! I'm taking it back.

Why is the drivers' seat all the way back every time I get in?

[maxsolomon]

33. "honey, i'm thinking i need to get in shape.

will you go with me? running is boring without you."

take over making the meals - control portion size, carbs, & saturated fats.

the other option: poke her in whatever part is getting fattest, and say "whassup, popin fresh?".