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Doctor_J Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:27 PM
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How do you tell your wife she's starting to look like Walter Matthau?
Probably with a long-distance call.
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Mikimouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:28 PM
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1. Verrrrrry carefully, while backing away...
:hide:
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:29 PM
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2. You sure are an odd couple...n/t
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cornermouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:29 PM
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3. You have a death wish?
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:30 PM
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4. Start out by saying that he was gorgeous in Grumpy Old Men....
Then let 'er rip.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:31 PM
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5. In a very, very low whisper...
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iconoclastic cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:44 PM
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6. From inside a concrete bunker 500 feet below the Earth's surface.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 04:47 PM
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7. Honey...you were supposed to hang that red ball on the Christmas tree
not your face!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 05:04 PM
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8. You don't
Not if you want her to continue being your wife.
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