What If Your Wife Turned Into Angelina Jolie?

[Yavin4]

What?! Can't a man have a fantasy?

[JohnKleeb]

1. I would like that, though I dont know if I could handle marriage

[Initech]

2. I'd personally have no problem with that.

[stopbush]

3. Shit. Then I'd have to kick my Terri Hatcher lookalike out

of bed.

A hard choice.

[ET Awful]

4. Neither one of us would ever leave the house again :) n/t

[Spinzonner]

5. Do you really want Jon Voight for a father-in-law ?

[FLSurfer]

6. Does that mean she

would be kissing my brother? Or still her brother?
Either way I'd still go for at least one night.

[xultar]

7. I'd freak, cuz I'm not married and I'm not a lesbian.

:wow:

[Enraged_Ape]

8. I would be sad

Not that Angelina Jolie is anything to sneeze at, but my wife has Angelina's personality and also looks like a younger Susan Lucci (she was even in the same sorority), and that's all I could ever dream of or hope for.

I don't mean to brag, but for nearly 20 years, relationship-wise I've been a pretty happy guy. And believe me, if it can happen to me, it can happen to anybody.

[aeolian]

9. I'd ask her to dye her hair back to red.

:evilgrin:

[Nikia]

10. I worry what would happen if I looked like Angelina Jolie

Even though I am convinced that most of the world sees me as an ugly freak, my husband seems to be obsessed with me and tell me that I am beautiful all the time. We have gone to strip clubs where my husband has commented that I was the most attractive woman there. As a result, he wants to do physical stuff almost literally all the time. He says that I am always turning him on. If I was really attractive, I don't think that I could handle him if he gets so turned on when I am not even attractive.

[aeolian]

11. Maybe you are attractive.

:shrug:

He seems to think so. :toast: