LMFAO!! Those MORANS Thought I Was Serious (Washing Machine Wife Post)

[matcom]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking idiots!

wooohoooo i'm a bad man for making a JOKE!! :D

hey all youwhohavenofuckinglifeandareLOSERS.....

you are the MOST pathetic scum on this earth. keep it up people. BEST laugh I have had all MONTH!!

this is AWESOME!! :bounce:

reference the original: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3627522&mesg_id=3627522

i'll let YOU find the pathetic LOSERS on your own (I know you can) :P

use your imagination and get to know those who live in their mommy's basement's. it's entertaining as HELL! :bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Wow..they found time to post about you in between

threads that continue to slam Andy and Beth?

[matcom]

2. its good company

:D

[Bunny]

3. The former Mr. Bunny once got me a vacuum sweeper for my

birthday. I had specifically asked for it, so I was happy. It was nice too - fire engine red! Then that fucker had the nerve to claim it in the divorce! Bastard.

[aeolian]

4. A straight man claimed a vacuum cleaner in a divorce?

:wtf:

[Bunny]

5. Yes, a straight man. Who was also a Mama's boy. And just

couldn't imagine having to go get his own vacuum sweeper. It was a puzzle to me, too, but there you are. :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

What a bunch of mouth-breathing idiots.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. How can one be mouth breathing

if their head is up their ass?

[GOPisEvil]

37. Oh that conjures up all sorts of strangeness.

Not that they aren't capable, but...:scared:

[Dave Reynolds]

7. I found them,

holy hell you are on the front page, being savaged by the drooling hordes.

Shit heads.

[hyphenate]

8. But I'm not a freeper!!

Just cause I took you a wee bit serious the first time through! :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. I didn't take him serious

I know Mrs Mat :D

[LaurenG]

11. Humph, there are no losers on DU

We have great moderators and they keep the losers out. :spank: :evilgrin:

[Bossy Monkey]

28. I think he's talking about another site, one that may not be named

C? I thought U would.:)

[Dr.Phool]

12. My wife always told me that gifts don't have cords .

So what did she get me for xmas a couple of years ago?

A cordless drill!

But I wanted it.

[jonnyblitz]

13. hahaha

:P

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. This is way funny!

matcom, you don't even have to be trying to make us laugh!

That's why my dear mother always said not to assume, because you make an ass out of yourself. :D

[progmom]

15. Mrs Matcom's banging the poolboy??

You have a pool??? :woohoo:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Stupid fucks don't know she's banging me!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

20. You do their pool?

Damn, all my pool person did was sweep leaves and add chlorine. I was so missing out. :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. Yes...they are typical liberals..they tried to pay me with foodstamps

since they live off the government but I wanted real compensation and Mrs Mat is H-O-Double-T...besides..they need to foodstamps to make the Mercedes payments with

[progmom]

27. can we work something out? i need help keeping my house clean...

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. sure

I'd be happy to do it with your maid :D

[progmom]

33. snap

:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

31. so, you've seen my pictures, huh?

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Wait!! You WEREN'T serious??

I feel so used.

:cry:


And, you're right, damned funny.

[CatWoman]

18. they are so fucking EASY

Sometimes I just post shit for them to pick up on, or I'll grace their site with my presence to boost an ailing thread.

Dumb fucks.

[matcom]

19. you "racist bitch"!!!!

:D

:loveya:

been following THAT one for a while now

[CatWoman]

23. LOLOL

:*

[DS1]

21. You know what's even funnier?

They happily accept all the rejects, fucktards, dipshits, and persons of significant proportions after spending months pointing them out and picking on them.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. unh hunh, ooh, boo hoo, democraticunderground.com wouldn't listen

to my constant pissy whining and crying and they yelled at me, so I'm gonna go over to (unnamed) and find some sympathy, oh boo hoo, boo hoo

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[matcom]

30. hey!! The Princess is a FINE, UPSTANDING....

MORAN

sorry, i tried but :D

[slutticus]

38. "significant proportions"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. And they took me seriously the other day in my "how we destroy

the freepers" thread.

They were abso-fucking-positively-lutely fer sure that I was totally serious on it, and that I was a total fuckhead for publicly broadcasting my idea.

Buncha ignorant shitknocking fucktards is all they are.

[JimmyJazz]

32. So you mean I shouldn't have bookmarked that thread?

:crazy:

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. No, you didn't need to bookmark it.

Sorry JimmyJazz!

I'm such a rotten person! :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[johnnie]

26. Heh

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Have you relived your glory days of tank driving yet?

Or are you too busy jacking off to a picture of Conyers or whatever you fuckin' LIEberals do?

[yvr girl]

36. They didn't comment on the trial

:cry: