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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:27 PM
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So what would you do if your mom told you your dad needed viagra?
:puke:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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1. Yep... that smilie says it all.
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Goldmund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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2. I'd at least know what to get him for his next birthday
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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3. I'd tell mom that even young men are taking it now...
and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:28 PM
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4. Worry
my father is deceased
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:43 PM
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13. I'd worry too.
My mother is deceased and my father doesn't even have a girlfriend.
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:29 PM
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5. tease Dad
:-)
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despairing optimist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:32 PM
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6. I'd say, Mom, I don't want to know about it. It's none of my business.
I really don't want to know about my parents' sex lives. They invited me to share only once, after all.
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:33 PM
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7. so, you're living in a Philip Roth novel?
n/t
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:35 PM
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8. It kills a lot of men--heart attack.
Doesn't it?

Scary.

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carpetbagger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:54 PM
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21. It's the deed, not the drug.
A good yardstick is the exertional equivalent of climbing two flights of stairs.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:36 PM
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9. I'd Say... "Then Tell Him To Get Some"
I'd say... "Isn't modern medicine wonderful!?"
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:41 PM
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10. I would assume she'd want to me to grab some off the street.
What else?
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DELUSIONAL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:42 PM
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11. Oh Eyck
that's more information than I want.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 09:01 PM
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25. TMI you got that right.
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:43 PM
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12. Ask her when the hell they got back together!
Edited on Tue Jul-12-05 07:43 PM by Lone_Star_Dem
Seriously, if your mom's comfortable talking about it with you be glad. I think. :eyes:
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 07:59 PM
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14. I'd tell her that earlier today I accidentally stuck
an ice pick in each ear and couldn't hear anything and never wanted to hear anything again.
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steely Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:27 PM
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15. shrug it off -
I'm sure your eyes probably widened a little at the news - but
support her and listen, you could tell her how it makes you feel uncomfortable if it comes up again later...
and do not let on to dear old dad.

the older ya get the less sacred stuff becomes.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:28 PM
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16. Get pops some glasses
He's gonna need 'em
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aeolian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:34 PM
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17. systematically block it out.
I never even had that conversation.

Never.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:40 PM
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18. My stepdad uses it
He jokes about it constantly. I really didn't need to know about this. :puke:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:40 PM
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19. Tell her to shut the fuck up
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 09:00 PM
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24. Okie dokie!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:43 PM
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20. Die of shock- they're celebrating the 20th aniversary of thier divorce. nt


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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:59 PM
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23. .
:spray:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 08:56 PM
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22. I thought this said:
"So what would you do if your mom told you your dad needed a vagina?"

:rofl:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-12-05 09:01 PM
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26. I'd say Halelujah, he has risen from the dead,,,,,,
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