What are your talents? I'm sorry. I had to turn off my television....

[JimmyJazz]

.....Now, I'm relying on the lounge for entertainment.

[Liberal Veteran]

1. I have a talent for turning the television on...

:D

[JimmyJazz]

3. That's not helpful!

Television really does annoy me.

N - nothing
E - Ever
W - worth
S - seeing

[Liberal Veteran]

8. Actually...I only watch a handful of shows.

Six Feet Under
Battlestar Galactica
The 4400
Queer as Folk

and a little Science Channel/Food Network/HGTV/BBC America.

[Deja Q]

2. None.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Oh stop! I'll have no self deprecation in my threads....

Now name SOMETHING or I'll slap you with a trout :D

[Deja Q]

21. Well, I do have one good talent...

Drinking lots of delicious fortified alcohol! :9

[progmom]

4. I am amazingly good at

making a fool of myself.

[MrScorpio]

5. My talents are best experienced in person

They speak for themselves

[JimmyJazz]

6. That's a given.

Now, let's hear from some of the others :D

[bridgit]

9. impersonating: topo gigio ~

[JimmyJazz]

14. Prove it!

:D

[bridgit]

15. ooh, a command performance...

[ghostsofgiants]

10. I can make fart noises with my neck...does that count?

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. I can touch my nose with my tongue

My husband says I was destined to make a woman very happy.

[JVS]

12. I can drink lots of beer and fart

Private audiences can be arranged!

[JimmyJazz]

13. Ew. Beer farts are the nastiest.

:(

[JVS]

17. I think braised Escarole produces worse ones really

[Zuni]

28. beer farts make me cry

:cry:

[evlbstrd]

16. I can draw and paint.

And then starve to death waiting for fame and fortune.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I don't think I have any

:shrug:

[sundog]

19. good at irritating you

:P

[JimmyJazz]

29. Yes....and you don't believe in wasting talent, do you?

:eyes:

[Zomby Woof]

20. I can make cookies using only my elbows

[bridgit]

22. dude, that's full-on: cirque soleil shit ~

http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueDuSoleil/en/default.htm

[JimmyJazz]

23. You do know that just that word "cookie" gets to me, don't you?

:o

[Zomby Woof]

24. It's like having a secret code to your soul!

:yoiks:

[JimmyJazz]

25. Do me a favor, would you? Make that secret code

PUBLIC! :D I need cookies for sustenance.

[Zomby Woof]

26. here goes

ccloaoskhijeosersutlreudmamielry

[JimmyJazz]

31. I really do love that man....

and cookies. I really do love cookies :D

[Zuni]

27. And the lounge relies on you

:hi:

my talents are being a sex toy and I am good at music n' stuff

[Bat Boy]

30. I can move my eyes independantly.

Freaks people out when they aren't expecting it.

[Jara sang]

32. I think Jimmyjazz is cute.

[JimmyJazz]

33. that's not really a talent, but thank you.

:D

[Jara sang]

36. yes mistress, sorry mistress

thank you mistress

[JimmyJazz]

42. You know it.

[FuzzySlippers]

34. I have a talent for getting hopelessly, senselessly,

ridiculously lost when I'm driving. It really is pathetic.

[sundog]

37. what? like from your house to the supermarket?

yeah, that's a pretty complicated drive :eyes:

:P

[johnnie]

35. I can make it look like I do soft-shoe

And I have fooled people for years pretending I play guitar and sing.

[JimmyJazz]

41. Nuh-uh - you are a talented guitarist.....

and a fellow Who fan :D

[Lone_Star_Dem]

38. I paint

No, not portraits or landscapes. Houses. Do you need any trim painted, we could watch it dry together!

[In_The_Wind]

39. I'm excellent at playing

penny poker

[LincolnMcGrath]

40. I stitched a my own wound once.

The scar looks as good as some of the ones Dr.s did! lol

[JimmyJazz]

43. We really are a talented bunch, aren't we.

:o