Men - I want a relationship right now

[sundog]

just sayin

single life sux :P

on that note, i'll go return my movies

[bicentennial_baby]

1. you slay me!

really though, i wuv you sundog :hug:

me love you long time :P

[sundog]

8. aww

:hug:

[FuzzySlippers]

2. You know I'd love to help you out.

But it would involve some really icky surgery.

[sundog]

9. i'm folding my laundry fuzzy

all alone.

it's awful. just awful. :P

[Deja Q]

3. I wish I could make the move!

Assuming you'd want a boring lush-in-training like myself. :D

Well, probably not boring in bed... but outside of it, I'm a bore with ab izarre sense of humor. (e.g. "It's so hot out, you could fry caviar on the sidewalk!")

[sundog]

10. hehe... thanks ya stud

:hug:

[MrScorpio]

4. It's gotta be the right kind of men

You don't want the wrong kind

[sundog]

11. this is not my night...i wanted to watch blade & some motherfucker rented

it... :grr:

things are just going from bad to worse :P

hey ya scorp :hi:

[MrScorpio]

15. I'd loan ya my copy if I could, pal

Love that flick

[sundog]

16. who the fuck rents blade on a fucking tuesday night?

:grr:

i just watched trinity... the weakest of the series, but still good :7

[MrScorpio]

19. Check your PM

[KG]

5. single life rocks so hard!

besides, self love is where it's at. :headbang:

[Deja Q]

6. Self-love stops - uh - growing on ya after so many years...

Lovely thought, but it's not a permanent solution. :D

[sundog]

7. bullshit

:P

[JimmyJazz]

12. Will you rub my feet?

Whaaa? Can you think of a more opportune time to ask? :crazy:

[sundog]

13. yes... you always know when to hit me up

it's a will & grace moment :P

[JimmyJazz]

14. I'm not really THAT high-maintenance.

:*

[livinginphotographs]

17. Anything to help out a fan.

To a point, that is. ;)

[sundog]

18. hehe...

don't want to stretch the limit :P

:hi:

[Chichiri]

20. Oddly enough, that's exactly how Chicken Girl nabbed me.

It was just about three years ago. She posted a call for single men. I posted as many lame-ass excuses for not answering the call as I could. The rest was history.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

21. single life does suck

:(

[sundog]

22. thank you... i feel justified now

:7

[WCGreen]

23. You know married life ain't so great...

I'm here talking to people I can't see or feel or touch and Mrs. WC Green is laying in bed, watching HGTV.....

Ya think it's all fun and games and kissy face and all that crap

Well it ain't ya hear me IT AIN't.......

I actually look back on my single days with fondness and a soft vaseline coated sheen that makes me think I am in an old B&W movie.....

But,,,,,,,,,,,,