Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Why do I keep running in circles?

[rustydog]

Mom: "Shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the floor!"

[liss681]

1. my, my you are on fire tonight aren't you!

[rustydog]

2. You know how one can become rummy sometimes?

I guess that is me

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. "Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire?"

"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!"

"Mommy, Mommy, it's dark and damp in here."

"Shut up or I'll flush it again."

Ah yes, the jokes that made the rounds the year I was in seventh grade.

[evlbstrd]

4. Can Timmy come out to play?

You know Timmy has no arms or legs.
I know, we need him for second base.

[rustydog]

5. Oh my Gawd...I forgot that one!