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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:05 AM
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Did you hear about the peanut walking down the street?
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 12:10 AM by Tom Kitten
It was a salted! :wow:







ed oops!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:05 AM
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1. A-salted.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:12 AM
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3. oops
very embarassed now, I screwed up the most banal of punchlines!
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:12 AM
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2. Did you hear about
Edited on Wed Jul-13-05 12:13 AM by Yupster
the big stick-up on the George Washington bridge?

Some kid threw it up there.


Did you hear about the Indian who drank tea all night and then fell asleep?

Poor guy drowned in his own tea pee.



Two Germans ordered their food and then started complaining about how bad their lives were. You think that's bad, one of them said, "the wurst is yet to come."
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:16 AM
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4. wait a minute, wait a minute, you're going too fast...
I gotta write this stuff down... :)

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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:17 AM
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5. Was the peanut named Scottie?
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