This doctor has been going to the same neighborhood bar

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for 20 years. He always orders a walnut daqcuiri.

One day he comes in the bar and orders his usual.

The bartender starts to mix the drink and discovers he is out of walnuts.

Not wanting to disappoint the doctor, the bartender substituted hickory nuts and served the doctor his dacquiri.

The doctor took one sip and angrily says: "Hey, this isn't my Walnut dacquiri!."

The bartender says: "it's a hickory dacquiri doc."

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