I'm going to practice doctoring

[salinen]

Set up an office and do surgeries and stuff. Just because I've never studied medicine shouldn't matter. After all, Fox News calls itself a news program and they don't do that either.

[Deja Q]

1. Can I be a patient?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. When you get your malpractice suits , call my law firm .

;)

[Guaranteed]

4. And your law firm's going to need a good janitor!

Tee hee!
{nudge nudge}

;)

[Lilyhoney]

6. And you can put all that settlement $ into my financial institution.

[Historic NY]

3. What did you stay in a Holiday Inn too........................

:rofl:

[Floogeldy]

5. I've got this lump on the back of my jaw.

It seems that it is intertwined with my carotid artery and facial nerves.

Can you cut out the lump without severing my artery or making one side of my face expressionless?

B-)

[LastKnight]

7. me, id rather play doctor.

if ya know what i mean. jus tgotta find somone to be the patient.

what i mean is go to medschool, and make people feel better. i donno what you dirty people were thinking, how on earth would that be a sex reference?