Finish This Sentence: "Some Of My Best Friends Are...."

[arwalden]

[swag]

1. corporate whores.

[Shell Beau]

2. Gorgeous, of course! And that is the truth!

[johnnie]

7. Oh yeah?

I will have to come out that way some time and meet your friends..lol.
:hi:

[Shell Beau]

19. Come on down. Sorry to say they are all married though!

We tend to marry young in the South. :hi:

[johnnie]

30. Oh, well they marry young up north too

They get divorced young as well.

[Shell Beau]

32. Ha!

Well there is only one friend that I could maybe see that being a possibility. Not b/c they are unhappy but they are the ones, that if I had to bet on, would get divorced. Hopefully that won't happen.

[progmom]

3. secretly in love with me

:P

[eyepaddle]

4. lazy and perpetually semi-employed

need I say more? :shrug:

[swag]

5. feeling me up under the table.

[ucmike]

6. black gays.

[arwalden]

8. Christians

[terrya]

9. heterosexual

[tigereye]

43. that's funny for some reason Terry

I am not sure why!

[Kraklen]

black, so I'm not a racist; and please stop saying I am...

just because I've made repeated comments on the intrinsic superiority of the white race.

[LynzM]

10. Weird, just like me

:D

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. Pakistani

[Guy_Montag]

12. Imaginary

:nopity:

[Double T]

13. misguided

[Swede]

14. Having a beer for breakfast.

:)

[ohiosmith]

15. Dead

[Lisa0825]

16. unique! (nt)

[lyberyl_prygryssyve]

17. butt naked!

[Susang]

18. Annoying

But I love them anyway! ;-)

[swag]

20. full of shit.

[leftofthedial]

21. assholes

but in a good way

[RandomKoolzip]

22. In need of a colonic irrigation.

[Susang]

29. I'm not going to ask how you know that

No matter how much you beg me to. :P

[arwalden]

38. Well Hell... I Want To Know! So I'll Ask... HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Your friends must be AWFULLY comfortable to share such intimate personal information with you. Or did you do some covert investigations of your own?

:rofl:

[Mizmoon]

23. hepped up on goofballs

tip o the hat to The Simpsons :)

[El Fuego]

24. ...total dicks.

[Justpat]

25. members of the animal kingdom.

[On the Road]

26. Employees of the Local Telphone Company

:blush:

[arwalden]

27. Asshats

[sundog]

28. on-line & living nowhere near me

i'm a l-o-s-e-r :P

[Z_I_Peevey]

31. rednecks.

Cosmic cowboy and cowgirl rednecks.

[Lilyhoney]

33. sober.

[RedCloud]

34. don't deserve their income.

I guess we have no standards anymore.

[flamingyouth]

35. Cats.

[In_The_Wind]

36. awesome!

[4_Legs_Good]

37. imaginary

sad really...

david

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. DU'ers!

[DelawareValleyDem]

40. currently stoned.

[Nikia]

60. Pot smokers

I don't know if they are stoned right now or not.

[Tallison]

41. not stoned all the time, sometimes they're just drunk

[Debi]

42. Invisible..

Here's a group photo, I'm the one on the left......
:)

[tigereye]

44. crazy musician type people!

[arwalden]

45. Screwballs

[CrabbyCabby]

46. WATCHING....AND WAITING

LIKE ME

[Misunderestimator]

47. buried in my basement....

[arwalden]

53. Are You One Of The Brewster Sisters?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

48. communicating with me via my microwave

:tinfoilhat:

[MissMillie]

49. cats

What can I say.... my cats love me, and I, them.

[edbermac]

50. Homo Sapiens...

Kinda looks like Ted Nugent...

[SmileyBoy]

51. Black football players who bench-press 300 lbs.

[UncleSepp]

52. ... reincarnated Nazis

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

54. friends of mine.

I have a flair for the blazingly obvious.

[AlienGirl]

55. ...oh boy, you don't wanna know...

:rofl:

[AlienGirl]

56. ...oh boy, you don't wanna know...

:rofl:

[WeRQ4U]

57. Listening to Lars Larson right now and wishing he wasn't so liberal

Wow, just wow.

[xmas74]

58. Highly progressive (which is not the norm in my area).

[Bullwinkle925]

59. republicans - though i still love them - trying to help them 'see the way'

lovingly.