Quackery For Fun And Profit: The LIFEWAVE Patch

[arwalden]

http://www.lifewave.com/enrgy_enhancer_patches.asp



Benefits

Increase your energy and stamina

Convenient Non-Transdermal patch; nothing enters the body

Constructed from water, Oxygen and amino acids sealed inside a plastic shell

Designed for men and women; athletic and non-athletic use


This is the new approach to performance. The LifeWave™ nanotechnology patch system allows organic materials to interact with the human body to improve energy, performance and stamina without ingesting anything.

It is believed that the patches communicate the information needed to initiate the transport of fats to the cells for ATP production (the basic unit of energy in every cell). Clinical studies have shown an increase in energy and strength endurance within minutes of use.


More Fraud And Deceit Here: http://www.lifewave.com/products.asp

[matcom]

1. why the HELL can't *I* come up with stupid shit to rip people off with?

x(

[Richardo]

2. My all time favorite is still Franken's 'Commemorative Lincoln Medallion'

...from SNL probably about 25 years ago. :rofl: