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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:01 PM
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A little humour from the borowitz report:
As the number of anonymous leaks from the White House mounts to a dozen or more a day, newspaper columnists are increasingly signing up for the Federal "do not call" list to keep unnamed White House sources from bothering them at home.

"The first couple of leaks I didn't mind," said the Star-Ledger's Trimble. "But these guys keep calling me at dinnertime."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:10 PM
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1. *zing*
:hi:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:19 PM
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2. I thought it was a good one.
From the utter silence, however, I'm going to guess we're alone in that judgement.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:21 PM
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3. I'm okay with that
Besides, that leaves more kids for me to beat :evilgrin:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:22 PM
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5. !
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:22 PM
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4. You're a nut!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:24 PM
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7. OhMyGHOD! You're doing the rain-dance!
Someone tell GOPisEvil to get his galoshes and raincoat.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:25 PM
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8. galoshes
HE calls them "rubbers" :rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:27 PM
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9. Now ~those~ are some mighty big rubbers, Tex.
:rofl:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:43 PM
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10. You gave me this smilie! It's the OFFICIAL JJ smilie!
:hi:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 01:22 PM
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12. Yes, but it's also David's rain dance smilie...
It brought rain to Austin. Now there's gonna be a flood. :hi:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:55 PM
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11. I think it only works if you do the dance.
*glances at the sunny day outside*
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 01:23 PM
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13. Phew!
I was worried about finding plans for an ark on the internets...
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 01:52 PM
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14. Uhhh...I don't mean to alarm you, but rain has started to appear on radar.
Not here in the city (yet), but in the hills out west, there's rain. :scared:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 01:54 PM
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15. I knew it! Head for high ground.
Or in a pinch, go into GD and take the moral high ground.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 01:55 PM
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16. Oooooh...moral high ground. Not even the Genesis Flood can get me there.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 12:22 PM
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6. LOL!
LOVE IT! :thumbsup: :hi:
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