Calling all virgins...Calling all Virgins!

[leftofthedial]

:hi:

[Trigger Hippie]

1. Oh.

Who told you? :(

:blush:

[leftofthedial]

17. sometimes you can just tell

:)

[Trigger Hippie]

20. Damnit,

I knew I shouldn't wear white all the time. Fucking purity!!

:mad:

[leftofthedial]

26. well, that and the halo are dead giveaways

[Trigger Hippie]

27. hahaha

Time to pawn the harp for an electric guitar, baby!!!

}(

[matcom]

2. you have their PHONE NUMBERS?

[leftofthedial]

3. yes

but I've never, um, used them

[progmom]

5. .

:spray:

[Wcross]

4. There is probably a good reason they are virgins.........n/t

[progmom]

6. meaning....

:shrug:

[Wcross]

7. Use your imagination.....n/t

[progmom]

11. would you like to know what i am imagining right now?

:hi:

[Dave Reynolds]

8. I'm sure the poster

with the disabled profile simply meant that virgins are so virtuous.

Or, being mean.

Hard to choose.

[progmom]

10. yes, i am certain it was one of those

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

12. Yes, those seem to be the options...

hmmmm

[yvr girl]

9. We are all virgins at some point

Nothing wrong with that.

[leftofthedial]

22. absolutely nothing wrong with it

Two of my favorite people on earth are virgins.

[Misunderestimator]

13. Let's see... you are insinuating that they are undesirable, correct?...n/t

[Shell Beau]

14. Are there any left?

[leftofthedial]

16. not since the bushturdgang got into power

we've all been, um, used.

[Shell Beau]

18. LOL n/t

[MissB]

15. Can former virgins check in?

:7

[leftofthedial]

23. yes, if you have a good memory

[MissB]

25. Damn

I'm fucked, so to speak. :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

29. LOL!

well, at least you remember THAT!

[Democracy White]

19. I'm a virgin!

Hello! :hi:

Dee

[Debi]

21. I am a virgin at sky diving...does that count?

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

24. if you want it to

:)

[4_Legs_Good]

28. Personally, I think we need to abolish the whole virgin thing

It just seems so idiotic to me. Whether or not someone has had sex hardly, IMO, deserves it's own word.

david

[liontamer]

36. plus the definition of sex is really arbitrary

and generally very heterosexist

[leftofthedial]

45. what's sex got to do with it?

[no name no slogan]

30. I'm not-- but I'm willing to learn

would you send me someplace special for that? :dunce:

[Trigger Hippie]

31. Makes you wonder what kinda

operation a man would have to get to be a "recovered" virgin. :scared:

[no name no slogan]

32. LOL!

Best to call a specialist for that. Don't want to try that one at home with just local anesthesia :hi:

[Trigger Hippie]

35. Ewwwww.

:hi:

:7

[FuzzySlippers]

41. There's an operation for women.

http://www.wellnesskliniek.com/N_hymen_repair.htm

I'm saving up for one.:P

[Trigger Hippie]

42. Yeah, I heard about that one.

Sorryt, that's just too weird for me. Ich.

:wtf:

[leftofthedial]

34. we'll have to do some tests first . . .

[no name no slogan]

37. As long as they're multiple choice

I usually bomb the essay questions :P

[gmoney]

43. I figured it would be the oral exam... (n/t)

[leftofthedial]

46. LOL

[leftofthedial]

44. fine

first, we'll just insert the probe . . .

LOL

[SmileyBoy]

33. Me.

They locked my thread asking this.

[leftofthedial]

39. Hey, we have sky diving virgins

public speaking virgins

telling jokes that are actually funny virgins


this ain't no sex thread!

[LSdemocrat]

38. Hello

[leftofthedial]

40. Hi.

[Spacemom]

47. Wow, this really is

a "No Sex" thread.