"My Ding-A-Ling" is not about masturbation.

[CanuckAmok]

...

[MrScorpio]

1. Is it about handjobs then?

What's your proof?

[elshiva]

2. "For those of you who will not sing/ you must be playing

with your ding-a-ling." O come on!

[Democracy White]

3. My ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling. Oh won't you play with my ding-a-ling?

I remember that episode where Ralph was singing it at the school talent show on the Simpsons.

Dee

[elshiva]

4. If that is not a song about masturbation, what the heck is it?

[nine23]

5. Are you talking about that Chuck Berry 1960's novelty tune?

I was born in 1961. By the time this song came along I was about 8 or 9 years old. This tune TAUGHT us how to masturbate, even if it wasn't meant to.

I was a rather quick study as well, if ya' don't mind me sayin'...

[Democracy White]

8. I've been "taking care of myself"

since I was a baby, didn't have to touch myself just did with my mind.
I used to call it "peepee-aching."

Dee

[sundog]

6. gee, thanks for the earworm

:argh:

[RetroLounge]

7. I used to have that on 45rpm

B-Side of Johnny-B-Goode, both live.

and a most annoying earworm...

RL

[RedCloud]

9. Then you are letting it get out of hand.

[arwalden]

10. ... And "Sugar Walls" Isn't About Fucking.

:rofl:

[Debi]

11. Yeay, neither is Cyndi Lauper's song

Artist: Cyndi Lauper Lyrics
Song: She Bop Lyrics

We-hell- I see them every night in tight blue jeans
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop -

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop -

She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop - he bop - a - we bop
I bop - you bop - a - they bop
be bop - be bop - a - lu - she bop
Oo - oo - she - do - she bop - she bop

Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret -
Ain't no law against it yet.
Oop - she bop - she bop -

She bop - he bop - we bop.....

[plcdude]

12. guess I will

close the door to my office again.