If homosexuals CAN be cured, how much salt is one supposed to use?

[Rabrrrrrr]

And do you suggest maple syrup or smoking?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Profound.

[bliss_eternal]

2. ...wouldn't one need sugar as opposed to salt?

;)

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. Plenty of sea salt.

And who needs smoke or syrup? Just hang 'em up in a cool place. Like they do with Parma hams. (They call humans "long pork" after all, so why not?)

[progmom]

4. i think syrup is the way to go

carefully applied...and then removed...syrup.

[Seabiscuit]

5. One grain of salt will cure you of the delusion that gays can be "cured".

[bliss_eternal]

6. While the topic is open, why isn't anyone trying to 'cure'

heterosexuals?

[evlbstrd]

7. Heterosexuality has caused me no end of pain.

And yet, I persist.

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. So true!

So many, (with too much time on their hands, IMO), worry thenselves to pieces over same-sex attracted people, when they don't even consider that heterosexuals have "attractions", with some ending up in true-crime paperback books. But, hey...he or hse was such a good Xtian, loved by the community...

IMHO, let people live as they will, follow their hearts, and work to catch and/or cure those who commit crimes against innocents.
(hmmmm....would that include GW?)

[DBoon]

15. I think medieval ascetics tried just that

I don't think it worked, but the pain brought them "closer to God"

[CanuckAmok]

8. I believe this is the best post ever made on the internet.

Seriously, you arrrrrre the King.

[name not needed]

9. If I can remember correctly,

didn't the pic in your sig spark a flamewar?

[CanuckAmok]

Not that I can recall... but there's always hope.

I actually just found it on the 'net, and added it to my profile just now.

Inflamatory, would we?!

[name not needed]

11. Somebody got pissed off at it

a while back though.

[CanuckAmok]

14. Shocking.

Just shocking.

And yet, if I were to launch an ad campaign which portrayed middle-class men as bumbling buffons who can't sort lights from darks, and can't deforst a frozen pizza without burning the house down, I'd be rich.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. LOL! I love your sig image!

Reminds of the "Hell is an exothermal reaction" bit of logic.

[samplegirl]

16. Yeah but without us

you'd have a reason to sing my ding-a-ling!!!

[CanuckAmok]

18. I lost my ding-a-ling in my divorce.

But I got the cats.

[DBoon]

13. And Sodium Nitrate AKA "saltpeter"?

isn't that part of the curing process?

Or is that only bacon?

You know, I've never had a homosexual/lettuce/tomato sandwich (HLT) either. I guess curing isn't possible.

[IChing]

17. You can't use Kosher Salt only Sea Salt

Curing Homosexuals:
by Col. retired I.M.Bad

Although Kosher Salt has been suggested as part of the process of curing homosexuals, it has come to the attention of the Air Force Academy that during their extensive studies in this area that the Kosher Salt tends to make the curing process take more time, some say up to 3000 years according to a writing we found when we destroyed the museums in Iraq.



The Best Sea Salt we have found comes from Utah which allows for many wives after the curing. This salt can be purchased in Salt Lake City at Zeckel's 5 and 10.

[Misunderestimator]

19. A pinch... and maple syrup.

'nite :hi: