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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:32 PM
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Did Johnny Depp invent hair gel?
I need to find out before I die.
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:34 PM
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1. Dunno, he wears too many hats...
then again, Edward Scissorhands would seem to prove you right.
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:36 PM
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4. Damn I'm blond.I JUST got that. DUH.
I'm going to pour myself a shot now and bang my head on the table. BRB.
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nine23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:34 PM
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2. There is NO gel in that perfect head of hair my friend...
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:36 PM
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5. Then perhaps you'd like to explain the existence of this little artifact?


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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:40 PM
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6. Black Sheep of the family.
Left town in shame in the mid '70s, after a protracted battle with Johnny's dear mum over tye dye designs. Changed the spelling of her name, added a few chemicals to the tye dye colors, and voila, cheap, crunchy hair everywhere.
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HuckleB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-05 11:35 PM
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3. No. But he is a gelotologist.
They don't believe in medicine or psychiatry. Everything can be treated by your local beautician. Even baldness!
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