So, WTF?! Carbon dating can be disrupted by magnetism, radiation, and...

[CanuckAmok]

...even solar flares?

So how do I find out how old the contents of my fridge actually are?

[LastKnight]

1. consult the bible?

cause you know, the fundies have discredited every other source for coming up with age on anything.

and on the first day, onto him the almighty bestowed a loaf of Meat...saying 'here, eat and be content, but do not let the loaf linger in the refrigerator beyond the sabbath day...' this is the word of our lord. Amen.

[jobycom]

2. Find the oldest container, open it, and

ask the little creature inside about the first thing it remembers. That could give you a starting place.

[Floogeldy]

3. You could try carbon dating the food?

YEA RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Call Oral Roberts. He'll do a prayer in which he puts his cock in your ass

and in the asses of a few small boys, but not in a homosexual way, of course, and then he'll close his eyes and pray and root around on the floor in a pile of checks sent to him by widows on pension, and then he'll tell you the exact age of your food.

[CanuckAmok]

5. if he's so into sodomy, why is he named "Oral"?

Just askin'.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Aye, and there's the rub

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