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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:47 PM
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Dammit, stop flushing that effin' toilet!
What is it with people who have to flush a half dozen times every time they take a s*it?

Are they flushing each litte brown ball of wisdom that comes out of them or what? What the hell is up with that?
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:48 PM
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They are embarrassed of the turd splash sound. Maybe the stank too.
Edited on Thu Jul-14-05 01:50 PM by xultar
If you flush you can disguise the sound and eliminate de'odor de stank
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:48 PM
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1. Where are you that you can hear this?
Is your desk in the restroom?

(I'm having the movie Office Space flashbacks right now)
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:48 PM
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2. My hubby likes to flush a lot.
He uses a lot of toilet paper and doesn't want to clog. I don't see the need for him to use sooo much paper. I guess he feels cleaner! :shrug:
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 01:49 PM
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3. courtesy flush?
low flow toilet?
:shrug:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:08 PM
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4. Or as a toilet gets older
those little holes the water comes through from the tank to the bowl start to get clogger, and not enough pressure to flush good.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-05 02:09 PM
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5. brown ball of wisdom?
:spray:
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