I had one Corona Light and I feel tipsy.

[SarahB]

I'm such a wuss. :cry:

[Zomby Woof]

1. Corona LIGHT???

Gah! They make a light? Corona already is... light. Is there really a difference? :o

</beer snobbery

Ok, this is the part of the post where I say "Noodlebutt", and leave. :D

[bigwillq]

2. Nice, so you're a cheap date.

I'll pick you up Friday at 9 p.m. Bring your dancing shoes!:hi:

[MuseRider]

3. Doing the same thing here.

I can't drink, it is that simple. A cheap date. An easy drunk. My father was the same way but my mother could drink anyone under the table, not that that was something to aspire to.

I am having a beer and I told my husband that tonight my challenge was to stay awake until The Daily Show was over. Fat chance.

[Tallison]

4. You're not a wuss; you're a cheap date. What are you doing Friday? n/t

[bigwillq]

5. I already made her an offer

See post #2:hi:

[Tallison]

8. Threesome?

On edit: even better idea.

[SarahB]

9. I'll be busy missing my guy.

He's going camping with his son and we can't even talk :cry:, so I'm taking mine to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and eat lots of popcorn.

Really, I'm rather dull. Well, except when I'm not. :7

[Dave Reynolds]

6. Lightweight.

Here, have another one.

[StaggerLee]

7. uhm hmmmm

That's too bad. Because Corona is really just a chaser.

For tequila shots.

Get another, maybe you'll level out.

:hi:

[nickgutierrez]

10. Wow, and I thought I was a lightweight...

:P

[SarahB]

12. I am.

Three drinks an I'm loopy. More than that, I barf. :puke:
On the other hand, I like my own endorphins. :bounce:

[AlienGirl]

11. That's like Beer Kool-Aid! nt

[the_spectator]

13. Maybe you just didn't eat enough for dinner -

Drinking on an empty stomach will make just about everyone feel tipsy real fast.

Also, drinking is like any other skill, it just takes practice! I bet most people could tell you, for example, that the first drink they ever took hit then quite noticeably. You need to build up a tolerance!

But you've taken your first step -- you realize your drinking inadaquacy. It's like people who suddenly recognize they're unhealthy, then they can begin the improvement process by taking a short walk one day, a slightly longer one the next, and so on and so on.

Ever seen the movie "What About Bob?" -- Baby steps, baby steps! :)

[HuckleB]

14. Corona Light = Worst. Beer. Ever.

I can prove it, too.

http://beeradvocate.com/top_beers.php?id=worst