Daily Show July 14th. 2005 Thread

[norml]

This should be a good one, along with the repeat of last night's gem.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/index.jhtml

[sasquatch]

1. They're bashing Joey Ratz right now

:bounce:

[norml]

6. Everyone should've expected The Inquisition from Benedict XVI

Tormenting witches must be one of those Church traditions he wants to revive.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

2. hurricane dennis took out my satellite dish...

of all weeks to miss TDS....grrrrrrrr

[notadmblnd]

3. Harry Potter Terror

could it happen here?

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Was that ever classic!

TDS excels at lampooning news that is non-news

[notadmblnd]

7. oh yeah, I loved the part about the pope

and the irony of him saying Harry Potter subtly seduces children.

on edit: Johns reply.. "who would know better than..."

[pookieblue]

11. I just knew that Jon was going to go there.

He doesn't miss anything does he? Loved it.

I loved the Harry Potter Terror graphics.

[TwoHandedLayup]

4. Missed the first 5 minutes

What happened.

[Ilsa]

8. Oh No. Now I'm afraid I'll be terrorized by

the Pope's serious followers tomorrow night when I go stand in line for the new book.

(I'll be the one with the Potter glasses, a scar, and my son's magic wand.)

[Cha]

9. Did anyone understand

WFT michael isikoff was saying?

[norml]

10. "The sound of reporters touting their own heroism is almost deafening"

As said by Stephen Colbert reporting on weather reporting.