A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20

[XNASA]

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[madrchsod]

1. heat getting to you there in the big city?

[Zuni]

2. my favorite part of the Holy Grail

sjit always has me in stitches

[asthmaticeog]

3. Enthusiastically seconded! Except I'd spell "shit" correctly.

:P

[Zuni]

7. damn you

always pointing out my imperfections :cry:

[asthmaticeog]

8. .

:evilgrin:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. He's not the olly one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3653856#3653890

[kedrys]

4. Pie Iesu Domine *thunk*

Dona Eis Requiem *thunk*

:rofl:

[Tyler Durden]

12. followed immediately by the person beating a rug with a cat.

"WRAAAYR!"
"WRAAAYR!"
"WRAAAYR!"

[Ladyhawk]

5. My favorite part, too.

I always lose it upon the recitation of the contents of the feast. :) It just gets funnier from there.

[johnnie]

6. Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh?

You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[XNASA]

9. The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin

"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the list bit scared to be smashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his penis..."

Robin: "Right! That's, er, that's enough music for now lads."

[GalleryGod]

11. We saw "Spamalot" on Broadway on July 2nd ! Hilarious !

Most fun in a Broadway theater in decades !:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[Initech]

13. Holy hand grenades, Batman!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nytemare]

14. "That's no ordinary rabbit"

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!