Harry Potter's gonna be the shit.

[XemaSab]

Discuss.

[TimeChaser]

1. I am the Half Blood Prince ... Princess

And I think we'll be seeing a lot of Dumbledore in this book... and then he dies...

[XemaSab]

2. I've got another prediction:

Percy's named after Dumbledore.

Albus Brian Percival Wulfric Dumbledore.

[TimeChaser]

5. Interesting

That would be ironic, since he's the only Weasley to not believe Dumbledore.

Personally, I like to think of it in terms of the Grail legends. The night Percival is flawed and cannot receive the Grail in the end.

[XemaSab]

8. Wow...

interesting take.

[SmileyBoy]

3. Fine!! Go ahead and play Harry Butthole Pussy Potter!!!

-Cartman

[Kraklen]

4. If Rowling killed off Harry Potter...

and ended the series... but wrapped everything up nicely, would the fans be upset?

[TimeChaser]

A lot of people

think that Harry may die at the end of the 7th book.

[XemaSab]

6. I would be secretly pleased

because it would mean the abrupt abortion of the cute "family-friendly" film franchise.

[davidinalameda]

7. we would storm the castle

literally

[FunkyLeprechaun]

9. Yes.

They were quite upset with Cedric Diggory's death, even though he was a very minor character that really didn't develop until GoF.

[TimeChaser]

10. Worst Theories Ever?

Someone once told me they thought Dumbledore was really evil :shrug:

What's the weirdest theories you've heard?

[northzax]

11. no one's ever seen

dumbledore and voldemort in the same room, have they? (well sure, Dumby and Tom Riddle, yes) notice you never see his forearms? hiding a death's head, hmm?

[TimeChaser]

12. Weren't they in the same place in book 5?

I gotta go check now...

[XemaSab]

14. I think a lot of the shipper theories

tend toward the implausible.

[northzax]

13. WARNING: SPOILERS

Your Harry Potter Spoilers

Working in the publishing industry now (well, I work around things that are published), I am privy to...let's say, certain secrets about the new Harry Potter book. Don't be a chump - I'll let you in on a few secrets about the year's most anticipated book hours before you can get it in your hot little hands.

* The Half-Blood Prince...is actually Prince.
* Hogwarts replaces Defense Against The Dark Arts with abstinence-only education. Hermione excels at the class, but after she and Ron decide they're mature enough to handle the consequences of sex, she ends up preggers for the last year of school.
* Draco Malfoy is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
* Gay.
* Lord Voldemort's latest attempt to destroy good wizardry is revealed when he uses a concert by rap supergroup Sugarhill Gang to pollute Hogwarts minds. Believe me, it comes off better than it sounds, I swear.
* Cho and Harry hook up, and Rowling uses this as a chance to explore the world of erectile dysfunction. For two hundred and ninety one pages.
* Who dies? I'll have to keep that secret until tonight, but suffice to say that horror movie rules apply, so watch out for the first black character introduced in the book.

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