Harry Potter ACTION ALERT

[arwalden]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html

Satanic Attack!

The Make Believe World of Harry Potter Is Driving Children to the Edge of Insanity!

Emergency Memo - July 2005: The Ladies of Landover are holding a midnight prayer vigil on July 15th outside the Freehold, Iowa Barnes and Noble. True Christians™ across the state of Iowa will be practicing civil disobedience as we block the entrances of every major bookstore in the state. We are calling upon all believers everywhere in God's country to take up the cross of Christ and flop your body onto the pavement or lock arms with your brethren to form a love link in front of a bookstore to prevent ignorant unsaved people from purchasing Satan's new Harry Potter book: The Half-Blood Prince. If you see anyone with this book in hand, shout, "Fire on you! in the name of Jesus!" Snatch the book from them, toss it to another Christian brother or sister and put flame to it as quickly as possible. Make sure you hand the person a Bible to replace the Half-Blood Prince and tell them to read that instead.


Note to all Concerned Parents:
We have it on good Godly authority that the 6th book in the series will reveal that the main character, "Harry Potter" actually KILLED HIS PARENTS! with a butcher knife! If this isn't enough to raise the hair on your neck, then you need revival! Find out what other Christians are saying about this filth by clicking here!

[Maddy McCall]

1. LOL! Those ladies of Landover.

What a hoot they are. :D

[tigereye]

2. oh for God's sake

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. *lmbo*

[ClintonTyree]

4. Every time these morons do something like this............

they just turn more people off and further marginalize themselves in society.
I guess in that case I should wish them good luck and hope they have a good turn-out. The farther back from the front these asswipes are, the better. GO LANDOVER! :headbang:

[ClintonTyree]

5. Holy shit, check THIS out..............

Talk about bribing the kids into a freaking cult! :wtf:

[TimeChaser]

7. You do know it's satire,

right?

[XemaSab]

10. None Dare Call it Satire

n/t

[lyberyl_prygryssyve]

13. Dude, did you actually click on the link?

Do so and read what they actually ask you to do to get the Playstation. I think that should help clear up how serious the whole site is.

[davidinalameda]

6. I want a Landover bumper sticker

[XemaSab]

8. Landover Baptist is the shit.

n/t

[dbonds]

9. Landover Baptist is a Parody site

It is a very funny site. Go there, such a hoot.

[Misunderestimator]

11. LOL... What freaks. "Fire on you! in the name of Jesus!"

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

12. I am taking my kid from Vacation Bible School directly to Borders

so she can attend the party before the midnight sale of the book.
I hope there is some religious fanatic protesting outside so I can tell them where I am coming from and where they are headed.

LOL

[MiniMandaRuth]

14. If someone grabbed one of my books and burned it, I would sue and call it

destruction of property!!!