The Rules

[Chichiri]

1. NEVER take a Republican at his word. If a Republican says "the sky is blue," do not agree with him until you've looked out the window.

[Chichiri]

1. #2

No matter how many times you explain it, or for how long, Republicans aren't listening.

[baby_mouse]

2. 3. Republicans aren't interested in right or wrong

They're only interested in not being liberals

[Jara sang]

3. #4 A Republican will step all over you

and the dead body of his grandmother to make a buck.

[immoderate]

4. #5 They get really pissed if they think....

that you are having more fun than they are.

--IMM

[Chichiri]

5. #6

If a Republican loses his temper, he'll become rich, or famous, or both. If a Democrat loses his temper, the Republican to whom he lost his temper will become rich, or famous, or both.