Do You Ever Get That 'Not So FRESH Feeling'?

[matcom]

mom, what do YOU do?

[Tallison]

1. "Pay as you flow"

Great Village Voice article on the history of feminine hygiene products and slogans.
http://www.spotsite.org/village.html

On edit: Uh, and information on the new Museum of Menstruation in Maryland.

[CanuckAmok]

2. "I'm not sure I follow you, honey"

...

[Floogeldy]

3. Every time I sweat

B-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Yeah or masterbate.

[Floogeldy]

5. Picky, picky, picky

:smoke:

[Occulus]

6. Oh my GOD that damn commercial

where the lady asks if you ever have "that wet and sticky feeling"

Yes, she uses those. exact. words.

I mean.... ICK. I really don't need it phrased quite like that... especially when I'm eating.

[ofrfxsk]

7. EEEWWW! Really?

Maybe that's why I've stopped watching television. The one with the woman plugging the rowboat leak with a tampon almost did me in.
What are these advertising people/corporate idiots thinking?

Have they never met a real actual live human female?

[SoCalDem]

10. y son's football coach used them for the guys' nosebleeds

the little ones with no applicator..it's been so long ago, I forgot their name:)

My son about flipped the first time the coach stuck one in his nose (the son's..not the coach's nose)

[evlbstrd]

13. I work in advertising and wonder the same thing!

[Skittles]

8. you could not pay me enough money to be the one asking the question

and CERTAINLY not the one ANSWERING? JAYSUS.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Women simply have no idea what it's like not to feel fresh

Speaking as a guy, I almost never feel "fresh". It's awful, that "not so fresh feeling".

And women just laugh at us, never understanding what it's like to be a man and have certain "man issues".

:cry:

Oh, God, I just need a hug and someone to listen to me...

[SoCalDem]

11. So THAT's why men are always sneaking scratches

...WE SEE YOU SCRATCHING :)

Use more soap:)

[Tallison]

12. Would a tampon help?

[CanuckAmok]

14. You're perpetuating the repression...

It's "myn", not "men".

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Oh, God, I'm an oppressor!

Now I really need a hug and cry! And chocolate!

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

Hold me....

[CanuckAmok]

16. "I Lo-o-o-o-o-o-ve chocolate...but I can't eat it because I'll get fat...

...but it's so-o-o-o-o-o good!"

PS shouldn't you be packing?